"CARLOS-SAMAAAA" a young girl screams while speeding towards a weird looking mexican guy
"OH SHIT- when did you get here, more importantly... sama? really kay?" the boy questions to the girl as she nods her head
"i mean your such a twink you have no right to be called anything else, let alone have rights" the girl "jokes" but at this point no one really knows if its a joke. Carlos is reasonably confused as he doesn't know what a twink is but laughs it off anyway.
The duos favourite pass time is going to the local orphanage down the street and taunting the orphans, and thats how they spent that saturday morning. The weather was particularly nice that day, not too cloudy but also not too sunny. They were both thinking the same thing aswell "lets hit those orphans where it hurts" as they proceeded do the unthinkable together
"hey hey orphans where back" kaylee screams while busting open the double doors to the orphanage "and we brought you toys" she chuckles and holds out a bag full of unknown goodies
"we dont trust you, you always call us faggots and tell us our parents cant love in hell" one orphan says to the pair, they both chuckle some more before settling down and placing the bag down gently
"okay well i guess ill leave the bag here for you guys to look through at your own time, bye bye failure fetus'ssss" carlos waves to the unadopted while the two leave the orphanage and peer through the window to see their newest troll on the orphans start.
the young children slowly open the bag that they left for them and look at what horrors could be inside. "HOLD ON IS THIS PHANTOM OF THE OPRA TICKETS? YOU MONSTERS" one child screams as carlos and kaylee scurry off, giggling to each other. This is what true love looks like
