First one shot chapter, I was recently reading some criminal minds one shots were a group chat was created and thought hey why not, so here you go
Y/n is gender neutral btw and in many of these they will be a teenager and adopted by the team
Y/n created a new group chat
Y/n added Rule maker
Y/n added Hercules
Y/n added Belle
Y/n added Black widow
Y/n added Mama bear
Y/n added On Wednesdays we wear pink
Y/n added Mambo italiano
Y/n changed their name to Rule breaker
Hercules: The names 😂 I do approve of mine though 😌
Rule breaker: I know you do
Rule maker: Y/n why
Black widow: I actually like my name
Mama bear: Me too!
On Wednesdays we wear pink: Me three!
Mambo italiano: I don't know weather to take this as a compliment or an insult
Belle: Me either
Rule breaker: so you guys don't like the names? ☹️
*Hotch in a private chat with Rossi and Reid*
Hotch: You two better say you like the names or else
Rossi: ...
Reid: ...
Back to regular chat
Mambo italiano: of course we like the names kiddo
Belle: Yeah we can tell you put a lot of thought into
them!
Rule breaker: 😊
On Wednesdays we wear pink: OMG
On Wednesdays we wear pink changed Rule breakers name to Baby
Baby: I AM NOT A BABY
On Wednesdays we wear pink: Yes you are my little cream puff of happiness 🥰
Baby: NO
Hercules: You very much are a baby, baby
Baby: 🔪
Hercules: Angry baby
Baby: 🖕
Hercules: GASP, HOTCH BABY DID A BAD THING
Rule maker: Y/n apologize
Baby: NO
Rule maker: NOW
Baby: I'm sorry I flipped you off because you were being an ass
Rule maker: Y/n
Baby: I'm sorry I flipped you off Morgan
Hercules: Morgan? What happened to uncle Der
Baby: Uncle Der is dead
Hercules: Hotch they're being mean 😢
Rule maker: They don't have to call you a family member if they don't want too
Baby: Thank you Hotch
Rule maker: What did you just call me
Baby: Your name
Rule maker: You don't call me that anymore child
Rule maker: it is "dad" "papa" or "pops" to you baby
Baby: You have now lost all "dad" "papa" or "pops" privileges
Rule maker: ...
Hercules: Don't you do it
Rule maker: I'm sorry honey
Baby: Apology accepted papa!
Rule maker: ☺️
Hercules: Your a weak man
Rule maker: I know and Im not ashamed
Hercules: Yes and it's sad
Belle: At least he's not back to last names, unlike you
Hercules: WOOOOOOOOW
Hercules: I AM WOUNDED HOW COULD YOU REID AND BABYYYYY
Baby: Boy stop being so butt hurt
Belle: Yeah Morgan, even if they are the most adorable thing because they like animal crackers and prefer the lion ones because they said and I quote "lions are awesome"
Baby: They are awesome 🧍
On Wednesdays we wear pink: Oh and the fact that if you throw a blanket at them they instantly roll up into a little ball and snuggle like a BABY 🥰
Baby: I just like being warm😒
Mama bear: And speaking of snuggles, when they fall asleep next to any of us and hang onto you to cuddle 🤗
Baby: I'm really gonna run away
Black widow: Oh my god when you actually cuddle with them and they like to sleep with their head on your chest so they can listen to your heart beat because it calms them 🥺
Baby: Me rn 🚪👈
Mambo italiano: If we are talking about points that make Y/n a baby then you guys not mentioning they're love for food after a long day and them doing their little dance when it's a food they like is insulting 😂😊
Baby: And after we had a whole day of making food together🧍
Rule maker: ...
Baby: Don't you dare dad
Rule maker: When they cling to you when their tiered and sleepy and even though they deny to liking it they love being carried and cradled along with being swaddled
Baby: You have all lost family label privileges
Baby is offline
Hercules: Well damn now we all in trouble with our Baby
Hercules is offline
Belle: I'm gonna go get them something to snack on, see if they feel better after 😔
Belle is offline
Black widow: Me and JJ are going to get them a fluffy blanket and hope for forgiveness
Mama bear: And some pillows two 💔
Black widow is offline
Mama bear is offline
Mambo italiano: Im gonna get them something warm and make some of their favorite pasta
Mambo italiano is offline
Rule maker: I'll give them cuddles and hugs until you all get back with everything
Rule maker is offline
On Wednesdays we wear pink: I'll get us a set up with some movies then
On Wednesdays we wear pink is offline
If you want a one shot with the team comforting you with all that lmk oh and requests are open!!!!
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CRIMINAL MINDS WITH READER ONE SHOTS (REQUESTS OPEN)
FanfictionAnything y'all request and more but all platonic please!!!! Whatever you guys want even ships but y/n and others will be platonic relationships!!!
