josie the sea urchin

chapter 1

ONCE UPON A TIME. THERE WAS A SEA URCHIN NAMED JOSIE THAT JUST WOULD NOT STOP DANCING. EVERY TIME I LOOKED AT SAID SEA URCHIN, IT MADE ME WANT TO DIE. I CRIED EVERY NIGHT PRAYING FOR THE URCHIN TO JUST STOP DANCING AND MOVE TO CAROLINA. BUT THE SEA URCHIN JUST WOULDN'T. THEN THERE WAS A RAINY WHERE THERE ROADS WERE SO SLIPPERY THAT THE SEA URCHIN COULDN'T DANCE. SO JOSIE THE SEA URCHIN BROKE INTO MY HOUSE, CAUSE SHE WAS SUCH AN IDIOT. SO SHE STARTED DANCING ON MY CARPET WHILE I WATCHED SPONGEBOB. JOSIE THE SEA URCHIN IS 1 INCH TALL, AND 5749287346 POUNDS. BUT SHE LOOKS NORMAL, BUT'S JUST SUPER HEAVY, YOU CAN NOT PICK HER UP, SHE'S LIKE A WEIGHT. SO WHEN SHE'S IN YOUR HOUSE, SHE'LL ONLY LEAVE WHEN SHE WANTS TO. AND WHEN SHE TOUCHES YOU WILL BREAK ALL THE BONES IN YOUR BODY. YOU WILL DIE AN INEVITABLE DEATH, SHE WILL DROWN IN THE WASHER. WHILE POURING SOAP DETERGENT DOWN YOUR THROUGH. SO I KILLED MYSELF JUST TO HAVE A PIECE OF MIND. BUT BEFORE I COULD SHE "SAVED" ME. AND STARTED DANCING ON MY FOREHEAD. AND I COULDN'T GET UP FROM THE GROUND. THERE IS A DENT IN MY FOREHEAD NOW. BECAUSE SHE STARTED DANCING ON IT. I BROKE ALL MY BONES WHILE SCREAMING GEORGE WASHINGTON. THEN I DIED AT THE HANDS OF JOSIE THE SEA URCHIN. SHE THEN MULTIPLIED AND STARTED DANCING ON MY GRAVE. SO NEVER BELIEVE THE PHRASE "REST IN PEACE" IT'S A LIE. JOSIE THE SEA URCHIN WILL DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE. HER ARMS FLAILING. AS SHE SINGS HALLELUJAH. HER FEET DOING THE MOONWALK. SHE'S ALSO SWINGING AROUND THROUGH THIS.Untitled Part 1