BYE BYE BABY ASHY, YOU, I Wish You Could See The Wicked Truth

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Ash took out the Fierce Deity Mask
Ash: im sick of all this pain...
Creepy: wtf
Creepy: you gave everyone pain
Ash: i shared everyone my pain
Creepy: what?
Ash: what?
Creepy: what do you mean?
Ash: uhhh... *puts on Fierce Deity Mask
Creepy: goddamnit... Not another form.
Ash: Ash is gone... CALL ME FIERCE
Creepy: Link
Ash: or that
Ash went outside to get used to the body and yes and yea...
Ash: i can..... FINALLY GO TO AMUSEMENT PARK AND PLAY ADULTS ROLLERCOASTER GAMES
Creepy: yup, thats still Ash

(Also Im too lazy to write FD Ash / Fierce / Fierce Deity / Fierce Deity Ash cuz I must google howtowritetheworldeverytimeyeaplzignorethistexteee)
Creepy looked around and asked if Ash wants some Ice Cream
Ash angrily says yes
When they went to Ice Cream store thingy, Creepy looked how much an Ice Cream costs...
5 Dollar for Kids/Teens
10 Dollar for Adult
Ash: this is kinda ageist hi im a baby, how much does it cost for a baby, free???
Shop Seller: you are an adult...
Ash angrily says: NO IM NOT!!! I CAN PROVE IT... 1 + 1 = 246
Creepy facepalmed
Creepy: lets go somewhere else then...
Kids Group: nice cosplay
Ash: but im real...
Creepy laughed

Creepy got an idea where to go and wanted to carry Ash while flying... However... Ash is heavier than Sloth age 2... and hydrokinesis didnt work either
Creepy: haha fat
Ash: IM NOT FAT!!!
They took the bus instead...
People: hey, is that a real sword?
Ash: yeah!!!...
Creepy: NO ITS NOT!!! Ash........ u dont want to go to jail again...

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 27, 2021 ⏰

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