Marvel Wedgie Universe

Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers try therapy

Bucky Barnes led Steve Rogers down a halfway pausing to point at a doorway off to the side. 

"It's just through here" he said pushing the door open and leading the way into a small room with a little table in between a long grey couch and a small armchair where a therapist would sit. One wall was covered with trees in a softly lit forest making the room feel cozy and inviting. It had taking a bit of persuading on Bucky's part to get Steve here but sharing how as part of his treatment in Wakanda, therapy had done wonders had finally convinced Steve to come along and try it with him. Steve walked past Bucky and plopped down on the couch not noticing as Bucky closed and the locked the door behind them. Bucky joined him on the couch and watched Steve look around the little room. 

"Isn't there supposed to be a therapist here waiting for us?" Steve questioned turning to look at Bucky. Bucky looked away quickly before remarking that the therapist was probably on their way still. 

"Feel free to put the shield down and get comfortable" Bucky suggested smiling innocently at Steve. As Steve turned and leaned over to place the shield down next to the couch he didn't notice Bucky's eyes light up as the waistband of his tighty whities began to poke out over his pants. If he had turned back a few seconds quicker he would have seen Bucky greedily reaching for those briefs. But as it was Steve leaning over, his tighty whities clad butt in a vulnerable position had little time to react before Bucky grabbed on and yanked his underwear upwards. 

"What the?" Steve gasped trying to twist around and get out of Bucky's grip but he held fast. 

"I can't tell you how long I've waited to get you here and teach you a lesson" Bucky laughed pulling the underwear higher. Steve winced as he tasted the fabric.

"OW BUCKYYY" yelled Steve twisting to try and get away. "This is not what I thought you meant when you suggested couples therapy. 

"Oh trust me" laughed Bucky "this is working. I feel much better already". He passed the white fabric to his metal arm and locked the fingers tight around it. He began to raise his metal arm lifting Steve's underwear higher. Steve arched his back and yelled out in pain as the underwear stretched up his back as high as his shoulders.

"Bucky you promised no more using the metal arm for wedgies! It's an unfair advantage. Last time you wedgied me using that arm I couldn't sit down for weeks" Steve moaned in between hard tugs from Bucky. 

"Well the promise stood until you used all your superhuman strength to hang me from that hook high above the Avengers campus and not let me down for ages"

"Owwww that's different though. You're using all your robot mechanics in that arm to lift me up. That's not even your strength OUCH" screamed Steve as Bucky pulled harder in response to his comment. 

"Well I guess if that's the case you don't mind me adding my 'nonexistent human strength to the mixed" Bucky said manoeuvring to grab onto the tighty whities with his other hand. The next yank made Steve feel like his ass was on fire.

"Awww" Bucky laughed. "Is America's ass hurting? Try this out then". Using all his strength Bucky managed to pull the stretch the white briefs up and over Steve's head snapping them onto his forehead. 

"This is amazing" He said whipping a phone out of his pocket "The Avengers groupchat is going to love this". Bucky and Steve had been learning how to use social media to share funny photos and behind the scenes of what it was like saving the world. These skills came in handy in moments like these. Bucky balanced the phone on the table pointing at them before setting a timer. As the ten seconds counted down he turned to Steve and unhooked the whities from his head. Steve sighed in relief thinking it was over but his relief was short lived. As the timer got to zero Bucky yanked the underwear with all his strength upwards. Steve almost passed out from the pain. The phone flashed and Bucky let go of Steve's underwear causing him to fall face down ass up on the couch.