It all started with an..

Starting the semester with 1 Sweet Welcome or is it?

(EDIT: I literally just saw this shit and I guess I'll show you the shit I was writing when I was younger)

Hello...I'm Daiki and I was sleeping until- "OW-" I shout as my eyes spring open as I see my best friend, Kanaka on top of me. "HEY BITCH!" She screamed in my  face ,"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE" I shouted .

"YOUR MOM LET ME IN" She shouted back, Then she pulled the cover off of me revealing me in girl undies "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed Then Kanaka did the same "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", Then my  4 year old sister yelled " SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"Young lady, Never say that again!" My mom shouted.

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I was sitting at the table eating Frosted flakes ,It would be an few minutes of chewing echoing thru the house  until my baby sister, Akira said " Mommy, Why is she eating with us?" Then she pointed to Kanaka. " Yeah, why is she here?" I would say, agreeing with my sister. Kanaka would  chew louder as if she didn't hear us. 

My dad sighed and said " Are you two excited for tomorrow? You two are gonna be first years ! You both can go outside for once and get out of the house!" As he was referring to me and Kanaka, We both sunk down in our seats. Akira glanced at both of us and then at our dad and began "You only said that because you want to fuck mom alone so nobody can hear." , Mom gasped and shouted at Akira "Stop cussing , Akira! Who even taught you this!".

I and Kanaka looked at each other then away and sighed.

(Flashback)

"Bitch, you look like the muffin man." The person across the screen said . 

 "Fuck you, Ugly  dirty  stupid asshole shitty ass cocksucker bitch" Then we skipped to the next person but what we didn't know that Akira was listening and writing down every single word we said until I noticed her.

"Akira! Go back to your room!" I shouted and watched as Akira ran back to her room like an titan.

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(End of flashback)

Me and Kanaka washed our dishes then decided to take an walk before hell started tomorrow so we went to an Cafe and acted like an couple to get two free slices of strawberry cake and  free two cups of coffee.

"I don't know what to get, 'babe.'" Kanaka said , trying not to laugh. I pretended to look thru the menu and replied "I don't know either.." The waitress came to our table and beamed with an smile" Are you two an couple?". I gave an fake smile back and said " Yes we are." The maid ran to the back to make our cake and coffee, We both looked at each other and laugh causing the other customers to stare.

Once the maid came back out, We turned back to looking at the menu, She would say "Sorry for just running away without saying anything, When couples come here , We give them free strawberry cake and some coffee. Are you guys allergic to strawberry's? We have other flavors-"

I responded "No , Strawberry is fine. Right love?" As I was referring to Kanaka. Kanaka agreed "Yes, Honeybun." I would reply "Sugar cube." Then we just went back and forth with cringey nicknames until we noticed the maid placed down our food and slowly walked away. Then we started to eat our cake , We talked about 'things' then finished our food  and walked out.

We were both holding each other hands until we got around the corner, our hands let go of each other, I put on hand sanitizer and Kanaka wiped off her hand. There was an 3 minutes of silence until I began " I'm hungry " , Kanaka sighed and responded " You are always hungry, Fat bitch"

Kanaka started to run as I ran after her and shouted " Listen here, you little shit!" As I ran past someone. For some reason, I got butterflies in my stomach so I stopped and turned around and my eyes meant with his eyes. We stared at each other for an minute until Kanaka ruined the moment and whispered in my ear " Aww , I always knew you were gay." I ran after Kanaka and exclaimed " Stop running!!"

And I'm pretty sure I heard the boy say " She an runner, She an track star. "

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As I waved Kanaka goodbye, I went on my way home  As I decided to play on my phone and put in my ear buds, ' Killua singing Flyday Chinatown ( Modified Pitch )'.

(The video belongs the the rightful owner , Credit to them please.)

(Tell me if the video doesn't show up for you, I'll try my best to fix it.)

I got out my house keys to unlock the door but before I could put my 'keys in the lock , Akira opened it. I sighed and crossed my arms then began " Didn't mom tell you not to open the door for strangers, What if you didn't know who I was-" I stopped as I saw Akira crying, I got down to her level.

"What's wrong?" I say as I wiped her tears away, Akira cried out "I watched the show you always watched and saw Daichi fall when he was playing the game" We both stared at each other for an minute. I sighed and walked in and close the door then locked it, I picked up Akira and walked up to my room then sat her down on the bed. I took off my jacket then my shoes, I went into the bathroom and changed into shorts and an shirt.

I climbed on the bed and sat besides Akira then I grab the remote off my desk then turned on the TV and watched Food Wars! Then we both simped over Akira Hayama For the rest of the night. I picked up my sister Akira , Then carried her to her room and carefully placed her on the bed.

I went back to my room and climbed on my bed then set my alarm on my phone, I was about to turn off my phone until Kanaka texted me.

                                                               ~ High-rise gay invasion ~

(Kanaka)Maidmask: Good night ugly bitch

(Daiki)Snipedatass: Good night little piece of shit

                                                                 Snipedatass went offline.

I turned off my phone and closed my eyes.

(Wtf is this shiat)