when i was a young child my father took me to the zoo.i loved watching the animals play and frolic. i wanted to be a vetenarian,everything changed when my mother suddenly and tragically turned into a horse.my father was devistated.he started drinking.he grew violent, and he beat my mother several times a day.my mother was a strong woman.she was a strong horse.she filed for divorce and took custody of me.the court battle was long and painful, but ultimately she won the court case and my father was put into prison.but the damage was done.she died of cancer.my father, still in jail, animorphed into a narwhal wizard.he teleported to me.he was drunk again."i'm sorry my son" he said.he then stabbed me 47 times in the chest.i died.when i woke up, i was in a kiddie pool filled with rhino pee.i couldn't move my arms or legs.so i drank all of it.it was delicious.hours later i peed it all out and drank it again.it tasted horrible.i passed out and ejaculated 800 gallons of honey mustard dressing.then the earth exploded.
