Trench Coat X Toilet Enemies to lovers au!

Cope and seethe (Chapter 1)

[Trench Coat POV]

Continuing to walk away, step by step. I was extremely ticked off... That jerk. That is no way to talk to your mayor. Ughhh!! 

This is so stupid. It's not my fault your entry for Camp Phony Award was just sooo lackluster! There is absolutely no need to become the Joker over not getting into my camp... It's not even my camp in the first place! I stole it from-

GAHH!!-

Not paying attention, I felt a figure be shoved towards me..!! I fall to the ground in pain. Ouch....

"Shit..."

While walking, I wasn't quite paying much attention my surroundings. Filled with too much anger at the moment. But I guess I bumped into someone... I look up to see-

"Trench Coat..? You okay there? Sorry about that."

I looked up, but my vision was still blurry. A green figure, quite shiny too. (hehe) They seemed familiar... My vision was becoming more clear, I was able to recognize the unknown figure. "E-Emerald..?"

Emerald, who was still confused of my safety after hitting me to the floor, was now relieved. "Ah geez... It took that long? I really am that unimportant, huh..?"

I sigh with relief, "Oh thank god, it's just Emerald..." I'm just glad it wasn't Toilet. I wouldn't be able to bare with that bitch for any longer.

I got up from the ground, shaking myself off. I then registered what Emerald just said, "Well, honestly... You're kinda forgettable. I actually don't remember anything you've done that was important to the story..."

Emerald's face was sad, pretty disappointed at me for what I just told him... BUT I MEAN- IT'S TRUE???

"Uh- Y'know what. Whatever.. Sorry. I'm gonna go."

I guess Emerald could sense I wasn't acting like I usually do, I wonder how? 
"Shouldn't you be like, really rude to me right now? Acting like a little bitch? A tiny baby bitch? Like right now?" Emerald's expression suddenly changes to shock, as if he was really worried. "...OHMIGOD!! ARE YOU SICK???"

"..."

"H-HELLO?? TRENCH COAT?? ARE YOU IN THERE??" Emerald frantically waves his arms around near my face, I wish he would leave me alone.

"Just. Dude- Stop that!" I grab Emerald's arm to make him stop, he gets the memo. He seems to be be more calm now

Emerald takes a sigh "Oh, good. You scared me there." I kind of just, stand in place?? I don't really know what to do. I honestly this was really unnecessary. "Um.. Sure..? I'm gonna go take a break now, though.... So, uh. Bye." I turn around from Emerald, I don't have the time to listen to whatever he would say anyway.

But, for some reason... Although I didn't look back at all. I felt like Emerald was disappointed in a way... But I can't explain why. That's weird.

Whatever! At least when I bumped into Emerald I completely forgot about that... IDIOT!! UGH! TOILET... JUST THAT NAME MAKES ME-

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...What's the point of even being mad..? Like, I'M THE MAYOR!! TRENCH COAT! ...But, even so... I still have feelings too...

Now, now... Mayor Trench Coat, creator of Trench Coat Land, host of Camp Phony Award, god I have a lot of titles... Step up your game. Just. Focus on the goal..!

I continue to step forward, but more confidently. There's no need to sulk or make some stupid plan about destroying Toilet Town or anythi- Destroying Toilet Town...?! Hmmm... Y'know what...

Now that I think about it, messing up Toilet's whole game wouldn't be too bad....

It would set him back a bit, and it's a little fun....

Heh! The contestants are gonna love this one for sure! They always know how to solve my petty problems!! Hahahaha!!!

[3RD PERSON POV]

Trench Coat runs off into the distance, it's as if xe was the protaginist of a sitcom.. Well, I guess Trench Coat is a protag. Just not a sitcom one... Xe doesn't have any idea what's instore for him....

He finds the contestants, Trench Coat tells them that xe wants the contestants to completely wreck the wasteland that is Toilet Town

Contestants don't have much to do, I guess they're gonna have to do it... This sure will be an adventure for them, huh? Heh.

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End of Chapter 1, continue to chapter 2

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Author's note: Thank fucking god I am done chapter 1, this fanfiction is gonna be the end of me, if I do not get first I am going to fall down 200 stairs