Trench Coat X Toilet Enemies to lovers au!

Actions speak louder than words (Chapter 9)

[Same POV from last chapter]

Toilet's eyes widen from the sight of seeing Trench Coat's messages.

First of all, Trench Coat finally unblocked Toilet!!! Second of all, TRENCH COAT ACTUALLY WANTS TO TALK IT OUT?? NO INSULTS? NO RUDE REMARKS? NOTHING?? THIS IS NEW! 

But Toilet is having difficulty trusting Trench Coat, they haven't talked at all ever since... Y'know... Especially since Trench Coat's last impression on Toilet felt like hatred towards him, and even if it wasn't that feeling...

It didn't feel like anything Trench Coat would ever do, this is so new. It's hard to trust this... But, Toilet has hope, so much hope, that maybe Trench Coat really did change. 

Maybe Emerald had a talk with xem.

Maybe Trench Coat has been thinking about it as much as him.

Meanwhile, Trench Coat is PANICKING!!!!!

Toilet left his text on read, but has not responded AT ALL!!!! This is a new experience from Toilet.

Toilet was always responding as soon as possible, the second Toilet would read his messages, poof! Automatic response.

Was Toilet ignoring him? Did Toilet finally grow a brain and learn to not trust jerks like Trench Coat? 

Was Trench Coat too harsh back there? Did Toilet already get over it and is confused why Trench Coat is even contacting him in the first place? Maybe Toilet doesn't even want to respond!?!? A scare tactic of some sort!!!

It's all just a mess on both ends. Toilet doesn't know how to respond, and Trench Coat is a nervous wreck at the moment.

Gosh! I know I'm currently writing a fanfiction, and there's supposed to be a ton of conflict or whatever, but, they seriously need to work out their issues!! Even I'm getting tired of it!! 

Like seriously, you two! Just confess already!!

THESE FEELINGS YOU HAVE ARE ROMANTIC! LOVE! ITS LOVE!!!! JUST SAY YOU LOVE EACH OTHER ALREADY YOU IDIOTS!!!

"Um, we can hear you..."

"Yeah, stupid."

OH SHIT!!!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!! OH SHIT! OH FUCK! I GOTTA GO!!!!

I run off dramatically in a very cartoon-ish fashion, never to be seen again

leaving Trench Coat and Toilet who are very conveniently in the Drake & Josh split screen thingy IDK-

"Hey, you don't need to like, narrate everything we're doing, dude. We get the idea."

But, Toilet!! It's my job!! I'm perfect for this job!!

"But like, it's so weird..."

Trench Coat, nooooo!! You guys don't understand... This is all I have...

I take a sigh
This is so unbelievable... YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN TO ME FOR NO REASON!!!!!!

"You literally just said 'I take a sigh', aloud"

Ratio

"Counter."

...

192. 467. 86. 001

"Fake."

"Not real."

"Oh wow, we agree on something for once."

"Crazy."

"Wait, weird narrator person, what were you talking about earlier?? Like the confession thing? I thought I heard something about love in there?" Trench Coat asks curiously

"You didn't need to say that part."

But if I don't, how does the reader know that it was specifically YOU who said it!!

"Maybe you should've written a more comprehensible story..."

Skill issue

"Mother fucker?? You're the one who has a skill issue!!!"

Ratio

"Guys, guys. Shut the fuck up."

Synchronized perfectly right at the same time, the Narrator and Trench Coat look at Toilet to say, "Shut up, bitch. This is why you didn't debut. You're in your flop era right now, get good."

"......" Toilet sniffles a little.

Listen you two. There's no way in hell that you both will be able to finish this up anytime soon.

It is currently 6:42 PM on the due date while Shiny is writing this, and they're gonna get nyans ass beat if they submit late for the 20th time!!

AND THERE'S BEEN 20 CHALLENGES!!!

YES I'M EXAGGERATING BUT IT HAPPENS A LOT SO YOU GET THE IDEA!!

"So.... You're gonna go into more detail?"

Yes, I am, Trench Coat!
Basically, you guys have slowly been realizing your feelings for each other, but you have had this feeling that it's unrequited due to your interactions to one another. AND THE ONLY WAY THIS STORY CAN END IS IF YOU GUYS CAN JUST GROW A PEAR AND TELL THE OTHER HOW YOU FEEL!! 

C'MON, YOU TWO!! YOU HAVE TO DO IT!!

They both pause for a second, trying to process everything just told to them, thinking up all the types of scenarios that could happen.... It's so confusing still... But...

Just the thought of it, it's making their faces red. What if what they're being told is true right now? Which, I can confirm. It is true.

It's me, Shiny. I'm the narrator. I'm literally writing this story in the last hour for submission. So you better fucking take my word for it, AND CONFESS

"Ok! Ok! I'll do it...." Toilet takes a short cough, breathing in and out, preparing to tell his confession to the future love of his life!!

....But......

LOOKS LIKE OUR TIME IS OUT!! WE'RE ALREADY AROUND THE 700 WORD MARK!! WE GOTTA DRAG THIS STORY OUT AS MUCH AS WE CAN!! I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF IT'S CURRENTLY 7 PM WHILE I'M WRITING THIS I GOTTA STALL THE READERS!!

"WHAT. THE FUCK."

COME BACK IN THE NEXT CHAPTER BYEEEEEEEEEEEE

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You know the drill

Author's note: I'm going insane