This all takes place in 2021 modern day and no magic there is a "god" that alot of people worship as to they have been appearing in people dreams and talking to them as if their friends people posted about this phenomenon online and started a cult it is widely known and sometimes appears randomly many people think this is a edit however it isn't this god is a friend of mine and he is pretty much omnipotent and omnipresent they are just as powerful as you you get kidnapped by its cult and it doesn't interfere as to you have been ghosting it for 200 years already and it has been bored so it commanded it's cult to "sacrifice" you to it however this was all a
(Just in case you say typical y/n this is a power fantasy self insert thing)
Cultist 1: Did you get the sacrifice yet?
Cultist 2: Yes it took a while to get the right person though
Cult leader: Welcome everybody as we all know we have proof our god is real and we have proof that he demanded us to-
You: Wait do we have tea?
Cult leader: What? Why would we have tea?
You: I don't know because you invited me?
Cult leader: ? What do you mean?
You: Wait your the leader though
Cult leader: How do you know?!?!
You: So this is how you invite guests huh? Ok then I'm sorry for ghosting you but was this really necessary? Getting your cult I started to go after me?
Cult leader: Don't be funny nobody else other than the cult members can talk to THE go-
Ruyi ( the god ): Suddenly appears
Shut your trap you have been ghosting me for 2 weeks now
You: 2 weeks? More like 200 years lol-
Ruyi: It's in my time
You: well then understandable but still-
Cultist 1: Wait a second... GUYS GUYS OUR GOD IS REAL GET OUT THE CAMERAS PRAY TO HIM STAB THE SACRIFIC-
Ruyi: Option 1 or option 2?
You: option 5
Ruyi: ... Ok then
Narrator: as ruyi says ok then he gets the nearest Bluetooth speaker put Godzilla full blast on with a charging cable and a extension wire that fits the exact hole of a donut shoves the blue tooth speaker so far up in cultist 1s arse that not even him a omnipresent god can reach sticks cultist 1 feet on the ceiling with the extension wire gets a light bulb turns It on overheats it and puts in cultist 1 mouth as cultist 1 screams in pain and gags Ruyi gets a donut eats it gets the charging cable and gouges cultist 1 eyes out with it he manages so somehow get the Bluetooth speaker out and connects to it using cultist 1 phone puts Godzilla earrape on turns it on full blast shoves it up cultist 1 arse again gets a slipper for each and every single cultist to throw at cultist 1 cultist 1 is asian and gets trauma from that shit and Ruyi casually unsticks his feet off the ceiling and says
Ruyi: Get the light bulb and speaker out of your body and you will be good to go
Narrator: Cultist 1 converts to Christianity to pray to god and Jesus to save him
Cultist 1 has died
(I got this premise from tiktoks prompts)
