Open to the Batcave
Trumpets sound from the sky
Alfred: Master Bruce, have you seen the news?
BW: The news? No. Why?
Alfred: You may want to check it sir.
BW: Do you hear trumpets...?
Alfred: Just check the news.
Bruce turns on the news
We see Jesus flying in the sky
Newscast: This just in, a man who claims to be Jesus Christ has begun ascending from the sky's be cautious! He's hiting people with lightning! Oh god.... he sees me...
Jesus: SINNERRRRR!
Newscast: No! No no!!!!
Jesus smites the newscast
Bruce puts in his mask and his face goes serious.
BW: Robin. Get the nails.
Robin: But Batman! He's Jesus!
BW: And I'm Batman.
Dunadunduuuuuunuuuu
Batman goes outside with Robin
He looks up at Jesus
Batman: Hey Jesus!
Jesus: Batman.
Jesus makes a ball of lightning
Robin: Oh no
Robin dies.
Batman: Noooo Robin. How could youuuu
Batman dies
Alfred walks out of the batcave.
Alfred: Hello old friend.
Jesus: No. Not you!
Jesus throws a ball of lightning
Alfred deflects it with his tray
Alfred pulls out a giant loaf of bread.
He throws the bread at Jesus
Jesus: You fool
Jesus turns the bread into a million loafs
Alfred smiles
Alfred cooks the bread around Jesus
Jesus: No it's so hot!
Jesus destroys the bread
Jesus: how dare you
Jesus flies to Alfred
Alfred headbutts Jesus
Jesus goes flying
Jesus: OwWwWwWwwwwww
Alfred: Oh this is only the beginning.
Alfred opens his tray to reveal the Infinity Gauntlet
Jesus: Oh no
Alfred throws the moon at Jesus.
The entire earth is on fire and breaking apart .
Jesus: You will not win
Alfred: and how will you stop me?
Jesus: Look behind you.
Man behind Alfred: Zoinks man that glove looks powerful.
Alfred's eyes grow wide 👀
He turns around
Shaggy is revealed to be behind Alfred
Alfred: Oh no.
