!The author of this story may or may not have died of a brain tumor or in surgery we haven't gotten to the surgery yet we'll see!
𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴!
𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦, 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴?
𝘕𝘰...
"HELLO CHAT!" Allister yelled, spinning in her chair. "Now, you don't know this yet because editor Larry hasn't edited the video yet, but I am here with Florence," Florence walked in. "Wilbur," Will followed suit. "AND CLINGYDUO!" Tommy and Toby did not walk in.
Tommy laughed outside the door. "WHAT THE FUCK IS CLINGYDUO?"
"Oh breathe or get a fucking inhaler, it's your friendship name." Allister dismissed him. "Now get in my office."
Toby walked in excitedly, standing next to Florence to feel tall. Tommy walked in towering over him, and Allister just added to the silent bullying by standing and walking over as well.
"You know I feel like you're silently judging me, tall people." Florence commented and Wilbur used her head as and armrest.
"No we're just using you for our own needs like leaning on you." Allister told her, giggling as she put her hands on her friend's shoulders and rested her head on Florence's, leading Wilbur to scoff and use Allister as a slightly higher and more inconvenient arm rest.
"I will fucking murder you, you bitch." Florence scowled.
"Now, now, calm down you, what good's that angry energy wasted on me?" Allister asked teasingly.
"That sounds like good song lyrics Astrid, let me write that down." Wilbur spoke randomly.
"I actually play the piano, funny enough. Used to write me own songs, hah."
"Really? You'll have to show me sometime."
"Sure thing. ANYWAY CHAT! We're going to be very original and do you laugh you lose, a second is 50 cents, money goes to the charity of a child who's parents are never home aka me, a female streamer. Also damn views, I've got 5k viewers, that's very high for me, thanks!" The blonde girl spoke.
"You should take your meds, Alli." Florence told her.
"Yeah but it'd be funny if I didn't."
The first donation came through, and Allister was left to watch as her viewers were skyrocketing, for her at least. She hit 7k and she thanked her fans heavily, silently thanking Wilbur, Tommy and Toby.
Hannah donated a video of her trying to speed bridge and failing. "OH DAMN YOU HANNAH I AM A MODEL BEDWARS PLAYER—" she cut herself off as the video transitioned to Tommy falling off his own speed bridge. The text 'literally the same' displayed on the screen. Allister held in a wheeze.
"I'M BETTER THAN YOU TOMMY!"
"NO YOU'RE BLOODY FUCKIN NOT!" Tommy fumed.
"I AM THOUGH, L!" Tears streamed down her face, but she did not laugh, like a legend.
A donation of $25 came through, and it read 'Hey Tommy thanks for tweeting and notifying me to donate, prepare yourself'. Allister read it and looked at Tommy questioningly before looking back and noticing it was from a 'JackManifoldTV'.
"Jack Manifold thanks for the 25, what's this?"
"Oh dear god no-" was all Tommy got out before a pink tinted screen showed up and a younger version of his face showed up, mouthing 'That's What I Like' by Bruno Mars.
Allister covered her mouth and doubled over, losing a life as she wheezed. Toby also broke out laughing and Wilbur struggled not laughing. Florence sat there blankly before recognition flashed over her eyes. "OH MY GOD WAIT MODS PAUSE A SECOND! ALLISTER IT'S TIME FOR EMBARRASSMENT!"
The girl looked at her friend in confusion before realization dawned upon her. "NO FLORENCE YOU WOULDN'T."
"I AM THOUGH!"
Allister sighed sadly as Florence pulled up an image to show the stream.
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Tommy cackled, finally losing his life. Wilbur's eyes were watering and he was breathing heavily. He had experience. They didn't.
Florence laughed the first time she saw it, it wasn't as funny now that she'd seen it so many times.
"This is not one of my finest moments." Allister sighed.
"WE LOOK SO SIMILAR!" Tommy tried to catch his breath.
"I am actually much hotter than you Tommy, contrary to popular belief."
"Are you saying popular belief is that I am hot? Hotter than you?"
"Are you saying you find me hotter than you?" Allister retaliated.
"You're a British woman. Women are superior. Women." Tommy explained.
"Oh of course, I forgot. Women. I mean, I am hotter because I am female."
"Yes."
"Okay."
Toby stared at them blankly. "What the hell?"
"I agree with that statement Tubbo." Wilbur patted his shoulder.
"Should've taken her adhd meds." Florence sighed.
*^*
"We should drink cause we have adult supervision." Allister said randomly.
"No, cause we don't have parental supervision." Toby pointed out.
"New stream guys: Astrid gets drunk while her makeshift parents and friends watch!" She exclaimed.
"No, I say no." Wilbur shut down the idea.
"Oh fuck off." Allister rolled her eyes.
Florence walked back into the room with more coffee.
"Bro why do you drink so much coffee?" Her friend asked.
"I don't know why do you fall asleep on sidewalks waiting for it?"
"Fair point."
Someone donated the car falling off the wheelchair. Allister wheezed, losing a second life and Wilbur made fake sobbing noises.
Hannah donated a video which she KNEW made Allister laugh, which was a stupid fucking chunky's dead meme but the pause was like 20 seconds long. Allister's face turned bright red watching it, but she succeeded. Someone donated the "draw a triangle" meme.
"You all aren't funny I haven't laughed once." Wilbur stated. "Fuck you Allister's chat, have better humor." As he finished his sentence a video of a crowd screaming appeared.
"WAIT!" Wilbur screamed, standing. "IS IT ROACH?"
The signature part of the girl screaming and reaching towards the stage showed, and it panned to the stage where a roach stood and began dancing in a circle.
Wilbur shrieked and hit his chair repeatedly. Allister watched on in sadness for her poor chair.
