Tu y Vaporeon (Shitpost)

Capitulo 0: Conociendo a Vaporeon

𝙀𝙣 𝙪𝙣 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙗𝙤𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙣 𝙙𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙣 𝙁𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙚 (ya quisiera qué de verdad hubieran bosques ahí), 𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙨 𝙚𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙖𝙧𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙣, 𝙡𝙤𝙨 𝙘𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙣 𝙪𝙣 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖 𝙢𝙪𝙮 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙛𝙖𝙣𝙩á𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙤, a menos de qué un poke-vagabundo se hubiera poke-cagado en uno de ellos, 𝙄𝙜𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤 𝙚𝙨𝙤 𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙨 𝙚𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙨 𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙖𝙧𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙨 𝙩𝙖𝙣 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙦𝙪é 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙣 𝙤𝙩𝙧𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙗𝙤𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚, 𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝙦𝙪é 𝙣𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙖 𝙪𝙣𝙖 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙢𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙖 𝙦𝙪é 𝙙𝙞𝙜𝙖 "𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚" 𝙚𝙣 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙤 𝙚𝙨 𝙦𝙪é 𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙮 𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙤 𝙖 𝙪𝙣 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙤 𝙮 𝙨𝙞 𝙣𝙤 𝙙𝙞𝙜𝙤 "𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚" 𝙚𝙣 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙖𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙨 𝙦𝙪é 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙣 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙤 𝙢𝙚 𝙫𝙖𝙣 𝙖 𝙙𝙖𝙧 𝙚𝙡 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙙𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙙𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙯𝙤𝙨 𝙚𝙣 𝙛𝙞𝙣. 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙪é𝙨 𝙙𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙯𝙖𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙨 𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙖𝙧𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙨 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚 𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙨 𝙖𝙡 𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙥𝙤𝙯𝙤 𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙤 𝙙𝙚 𝙖𝙜𝙪𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙖 𝙚𝙣 𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙤 𝙙𝙚 𝙡𝙖 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚, 𝙚𝙣 𝙚𝙡 𝙘𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙫𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙤𝙨 𝙫𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙤𝙣, 𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙨 𝙘𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙚𝙡 𝙫𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙖ñ𝙖𝙧𝙖 𝙖 𝙣𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙦𝙪é 𝙡𝙖 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙙𝙖𝙙 𝙥𝙤𝙙𝙧í𝙖 𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙘𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙚𝙧𝙖 𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙦𝙪é 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙤𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙞𝙜𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙖 𝙡𝙖 𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚-𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙖𝙙𝙖, 𝙗𝙪𝙚𝙣𝙤.. 𝘾𝙖𝙨𝙞 𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙤𝙨...