One day you were at the mall. You were holding a bag from bed body and fireworks, when suddenly, you dropped it. It slipped out of your hand. You knelt down to pick it up and the person in front of you had the biggest, yummiest, fruitiest, juiciest, bootiest, fattest shart right in your face. It smelled so good and the best part, there was shit splattered all over your face. You licked your lips and you were delighted. You emptied your bag and captured the shart in the bag and tied it as tight as you can. You kissed it and took it home. When you arrived home, you opened the bag, and the shart smell poured out of the bag. The shit splatters were all over it. You flipped it upside down and started making out with the shit covered bag. He tasted so good, and suddenly, my tongue was a delicious looking brown color. We made out for HOURS and when we were done, i had to use the bathroom. I couldn't go anywhere without him tho, so i took him with me. When I pulled down my pants to shart, i got an idea. I was going to shart in the bag and create more shart. I looked over at him, grabbed him, and sharted in him. He smirked. I blushed. Suddenly, I felt an urge to take my shirt off, so i did. He pinned me to the wall and things got really, really sweaty. I moaned so loud that I think my boyfriend could here me. He burst through the door and we both stared at him. "What the fuck," he said. "What? I found someone better. Get lost." I said. "You are literally fucking a bag of shit." he said. I couldn't care less. I shoed him off and me and the shart bag had ALOT of fun. A month had passed and i still havent gotten my period. I took a pregnancy test and it was positive. Then i had the shartiest little boo bears with my lovely husband and they joined in sometimes when we got sweaty.
The end.
