Crankiplier cucumbers

Cucmbers

It was all just a joke

Mark Ethan and Tyler had just been playing cards against humanity for a video. A white card was pulled 'slowly easing yourself into a cucumber' the three of them started laughing as Ethan demonstrated what it would look like.

Mark slightly smirked to himself as he laughed harder at Ethan slowly lowering himself into an imaginary cucumber. "Well there's gotta be something holding the cucumber up too"

They all laughed harder at the image of a homemade stand to keep the green vegetable standing up.

They continued playing the game for a few more rounds until Mark had 5 black cards indicating he had won.

However as Ethan played the game the idea of the cucumber stayed in his mind, not to a point he was laughing at it just constantly considering trying it.

He had always wanted to experiment with his sexuality and maybe this was the way to start without having to date a guy and explain how he wasn't sure what or who he was sexually into.

After a few hours Tyler had left, and Amy and Katherine had to leave to go shopping. Mark and Ethan sat on the couch going between scrolling through Twitter or Instagram

"Hey mark?" Ethan slightly looked over his phone at Mark "hm?" Mark made a slight noise not looking away from his phone but signalling he was listening even if he didn't look like it

"Uh- um how would- I- my- you know I'm- uh- huh- never mind I can't speak'' Ethan laughed trying to change the subject "what did you wanna do for the next Markiplier makes?" "I don't know probably like something cool" Mark turned off his phone sitting it on the coffee table

"What about pretzels?" Mark suggested "Ooooo yes I've always wanted to make them um remind me what a pretzel is?"

"Are you being serious?" He started laughing as he looked at Ethan. Ethan laughed nodding his head while covering his face with his hands

"Oh my god you know what I'm not even explaining it to you" mark managed to get out through his laughs

"You know what fuck you I don't need you I've got the internet" Ethan grabbed his phone looking up what a pretzel was

"Ohhhhhh yeah we should make those"
"Yeah okay" "um I think I'm gonna head home mark got some editing to do"

"Oh yeah sure I'll send you the details about the video later" Ethan got up picking his belongings up and waving goodbye to mark

When he got home he placed his things down and opening his fridge door looking for the thick cucumbers

He grabbed the bag not sure where he would start as he walked into his bedroom, placing the bag on his bedside desk and digging through his draw finding a small tube and a box of condoms placing them next to the bag of cucumbers

He walked into the bathroom staring at himself in the mirror "do I really want to do this? It's been in my head all day, no come on ethan you can do this" he breathed out and walked back into his bedroom slowly pulling down his pants staring at his growing boner slowly trailing his hand down his body under his boxers slowly starting to jerk himself off

Ethan shuddered at the feeling, it had been so long since he'd needed to jerk off. A shaky breathe escaped his lips as his finger rubbed across the tip of Ethans pulsing cock.

Precum slowly leaked out as Ethan let out a moan. Ethan sat on his bed laying on his side, He took his hand away from his cock pulling down his boxers kicking them off the final way he looked at the array of items on his table grabbing the lube and putting it onto his fingers