Me: Ey yo, I got some DSMP members here to play Truth or Dare!
Dream: Wut wait why am I here?
Me: I literally just said it.
Dream: Oh- Dang it.
Quackity: YES I CAN WATCH Y'ALL SUFFER
Sapnap: You know you're also in the game right?
Quackity: F-
Bad: L A N G U A G E ! ! !
Me: Heh ok let's start. First, we have a dare for Karl! Waverly says you have to make Dream suffer in Minecraft!
Karl: Oh easy, I know exactly what to do.
In Minecraft...
Karl: Oh Geooorge~
Dream: Oh no-
George: Yes?
Karl: I luv u
George: Aww I luv u too ;) *>:3*
Dream: *fire in the background*
Me: Ok heh heh let's just go to the next one cuz if we don't move on, Dream might go set this place on fire. Next is a truth question for Tubbo, asked by Berry. How do you imagine Tommy babysitting Micheal?
Tubbo: Well to be honest, I think it would be terrible, terrifying and dangerous. *draws scenes*
Scenes:
1. Micheal learns to swear:
Tommy: Ok now say "duck" but say "f" instead of "d".
2. Micheal plays with weapons:
Tommy: This is a tnt. This is a gun. This is a sword. This is a machine gun. This is a tank. *continues shoving deadly weapons for Micheal to play with*
Me: Hm yeah I think that's very accurate.
Tommy: Thank you.
Me: Third one is a dare for Ranboo. Blitz dares you to kill a Minecraft bee and a real bee in front of Tubbo!
Ranboo: Are you serious? Where am I going to find a real bee?
Me: Oh I prepared one for you.
Ranboo: Imma die *stabs the bee with a knife then finds a Minecraft bee and kills it*
Tubbo: I demand a divorce.
Ranboo: No please I was forced to.
Me: Oop-
Quackity: Oh good there's nothing for me. >:D
Me: Till next time. >:D
[Quackity has left]
(Completely random, I was bored)
