Ooo Squidgy

Part 1

Ooh helo its meh miranda sings dis si meh auotiogbhy.
I was borned in a hospital whit meh unkle and mom. when I was borned my first words wer chireoo pip pip it's me miranda.I spoke engilsh very goodly.

Wen I was borned meh unkle sed tath i am bootiful, I meen look at meh. Hee sed I was two bootiful two go two scoohl so I becamed homscoohlde . In scoohl I was always prom qween and alwasy da Leed roll in teh scoohl play. Furst iwas Dorothy in the wezurd off uz, my unkle sed I was sooo goodly that i should be teh Leed in evyr play. 1 dey meh mom sed my cosin Colleen shuld be leed so den I fired her nod made Colleen teh poo cleener I'm so goodly .