1/18/21:
Jamilton college au (yes I ship it! If you don't, please try not to leave hate.)
-Lots of debating
-Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson are 18 y/o and both in their first year at King's College.
Bear with me, this is my first ever st...
Thomas was trying out for the school play. It was called "The Little Mermaid."
"I'm so excited for the play rehearsal." Tommy squealed down the hall. He flopped around like a fish.
He was trying out for the role of Sebastian the crab.
"Tommy, you are WAY too excited about this!"
"Shut up Alex, you're just a peetard anyway."
the gang all auditioned, and this is what they sang...
Maria: green green dress (tick, tick, boom!) (from bonus track)
Washington: words fail (dear evan hansen)
joe: creepy old guy (beetlejuice)
dondon: bad idea (waitress)
eliza: dead mom (beetlejuice)
tommy: more than survive (bmc)
alex: we dont talk about bruno (iykyk)
herc: dead girl walking(heathers)
The show director stood tall on the stage as all the auditioners sat in the front rows of the auditorium.
"Welcome, students, to our first auditions of the 2021-2022 Lin University Theater group!" He sang excitedly through the room.
"My name is lord haydon and i will be your casting and show director for our play, The Little Mermaid!!!"
Every cheered. Herc even stood up and hollered, "AW YAAAAAA!" Eliza had to calm him down.
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
The auditions began and Thomas was up first.
"Good luck, darling." Alex whispered in his ear.
He sang loudly through the theater, "IM WAITING FOR MY PORNO TO LOAD."
This made alex really emotional, "I'm so proud of him."
Maria went next, "Can I tie you up, love? If you tell me, "Yes" I'll unbutton every button Down your green green dress!!!!!!"
As she sang, she looked directly into Peggy's eyes.
Peggy squealed, "My wife is so hot."
Herc went next, singing and laying seductively on the mattress he dragged in from the dumpster.
Eliza cried while singing "dead mom," joe was just super creepy singing "creepy old guy," Washington yelled "words fail," DonDon was nasty while singing "bad idea," but Alex's audition was the best.
"Grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling..."
He was so good, the crowd and even the show director stood up and gave a standing ovation.
"Magnifico!"
"Absolutely beautiful"
"Bellissimo!"
Alex stood on the stage grinning ear to ear.
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
The next day, the cast list came out.
Alexander Hamilton -- Ariel
Thomas Jefferson -- Sebastian
George Washington -- King Triton
Elizabeth Schuyler -- Scuttle
DonDon -- Ursula
Joe -- Flounder
Maria Reynolds -- Prince Eric
Hercules Mulligan -- sand
"How the dump am I supposed to play sand? lay there and flop?" Herc cried.
"THAT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUM!!!!!!!!!!"
He ran through the halls dancing and spinning, "IM GONNA BE SOME SAND!!!"
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