would be a bad pokemon trainer

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Hehehe...

I will never be good at pokemon

1) not that great at battling

Random elite four member: use flame thrower

Me: uh... dodge it

Pokemon gets hit anyway.

Me: DAMN IT!!!

Random elite four member uses hyper potion

Me: WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME?! IT WAS ON ONE HP. ONE HP!!!

2) I'm over dramatic. (Alpha sapphire)

Wally: Will you be my r... never mind.

(Runs away)

Me: WALLY GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE!!! YOUR ARE GONNA BEAT THAT GYM, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!

(That was my actual reaction when playing. My sister gave me a really weird look. Now I realize why...)

3) I get angered easily. (Alpha sapphire)

Archie: what ya gonna do... girly.

Me: (eye twitches) what did you call me?...

Archie: Girly?

Me: You are so dead...

(Runs at Archie.)

4) meets a legendary...

Runs away...

5) fangirlish.

(A wild Wally appears.)

Me: Wally!!!

( le glomp)

Wally: uh...

6) again too nice...

Silver: you don't deserve a pokemon like that.

Me: yep, but it's stuck with me now. I guess.

Silver: it was ment to be offensive

Me: it didn't offend me though...

Silver:-_-

Me: hehehe

7) my logic again...

Ghetsis: you'll never win with pokemon like that.

Me: oh yeah, screw this.

(Punches Ghetsis.)

Ghetsis: your meant to battle me.

Me: why waste good pokemon when I can't do that?

(Grabs staff and begins to hit him with it)

Me: no, more, hurting, pokemon!!!

N: um... blue?

Me: what?!

N: nothing...

8) battles shiny...

Accidentally kills it.

9) won't be trusted with a pokedex because I'll lose it within a couple of days.

10) I'll forget to sleep.

Seriously, I didn't know that you could sleep in pokemon until after I beat the elite four in X and Y.

That would be around a month of no sleep.

Yep, that's pretty much it...

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