Incorrect Hamilton quotes (Inspired by HAMILTON42)

MONKEY BALLZZZ

At lunch

Alex- Yeah so my biological grandfather went to Ireland, knocked a chic up and got food poisoning from monkey balls

Laurens- Wait wait monkey balls-

Mulligan- Hi yes I would like the monkey ass, don't clean it I like extra seasoning

Lafayette (me)- *dying laughing while trying to eat*

Alex- Don't forget the lemonade wink wink Lafayette- *wheezing*