1chi and Daisy sat opposite each other at this funky little round table with all the candy they got from trick-or-treating. 1chi went as a chicken because he's just cool like that and Daisy went as a succubus because she's and
Cheese
1chi looked Daisy dead in the eyes, waiting for her to make her move. Daisy did the same.
Rammunade sat in the corner and watched them because he's funny
1chi, never taking his eyes off of Daisy, took a piece of candy from the pile. Daisy squinted at him as he slowly unwrapped it
"You two should kisd"
Daisy pulled out a glock and shot Rammunade in the kneekle
1chi looked away for one second, only for DAisy to lunge across the table and scoop up as much of the candy as she could. 1chi yelled "UH UH " and tackled her to the ground where they rolled around romantically (romantic)
That's when 1chi put the single piece of candy from earlier in his mouth. Daist looked at him in horror when he did. She just wanted the candy all to herself, was that too much to ask?
Apparently so, given 1chi shoved a ton of the candy into his bandana while she was caught off-guard.
Just then Luni walked into the room and just stared at them for a second
"Anyways, guys i just heard on the news that the candies they gave out on the street you were trick-or-treating on are laced with AIDS and scoliosis and ebola and aphasia and also cocaine."
1chi shrivled up into a dehydrated lima bean and fucking died (died)
Aisy g
Hhhhhhhhhhhh
