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Kol discovers Urban Dictionary

Kol Mikaelson created group "Vamp Squad"

Kol Mikaelson added Klaus, Rebekah, Elijah, Caroline, Elena, Stefan, Damon, Bonnie, Matt, Tyler, Jeremy, Enzo and Alaric.

Stefan: What's this for?

Kol: Guys I've discovered something called an urban dictionary on my quest to familiarize myself with this century since I spent decades daggered.

Klaus: Here we go again. It always goes back to the daggers.

Kol: Funny you should talk Nik, I found a word that describes you perfectly. I'm sure everyone knows what it means already.

Klaus: What word?

Kol: Simp

Elena: OMG

Damon: Hahahahaha

Stefan: 🔥🔥🔥

Bonnie: Roasted

Elijah: That is cold, brother.

Rebekah: Yet true.

Klaus: What does that mean? Use it in a sentence.

Kol: Klaus is such a simp for Caroline.

Caroline: Oh God.

Alaric: Uh, what's a simp?

Kol: Simp- a guy that is overly desperate for women that has expressed her disinterest in him and he continues to obsess over.

Alaric: Oh yeah he's a simp for sure

Klaus: Yes, I appreciate the beauty that is Caroline Forbes but I am nothing of a simp.

Tyler: Remember when he bought her a dress and bracelet just to get her to go to his ball.

Elena: Lol. What about him sacrificing his hybrid just to get a date with her?

Klaus: Stop this right now

Kol: He threatened to feed me my own liver because I called her a tasty little thing

Rebekah: He saved Caroline over me risking death in his little hybrid boy's body

Stefan: And he spent the whole night with us helping with Silas just to be close to her

Stefan: Not mention he buried like 12 witches for her instead of just compelling someone to do it lol

Bonnie: Oh and he came to our graduation just cause she asked

Elena: And he killed those witches a second time too🎓

Elijah: Niklaus you seem to have it bad for Ms Forbes.

Damon: Klaus and Caroline sitting in a tree-

Klaus: I will end all of you

Tyler: What are you gonna do? Draw Care another picture?

Matt: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Klaus: You will rue the day you made fun of me Lockwood

Caroline: Klaus you killed his mother, leave him alone

Klaus: Fine😒

Klaus: And I told you she tripped and fell into that fountain

Jeremy: Did Aunt Jenna trip and stake herself?

Klaus: Yes.

Elena: You're ridiculous

Jeremy: 😫😫