Creepypasta parent scenarios

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Younger!Y/N: What does 'take out' mean?
Slender: Food.
Jeff: Dating
Toby: Murder
E.J: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Y/N: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Jane: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Jeff: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Jeff: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

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Y/N, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Red Hoodie: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Y/N: Orange soda, please!
Red hoodie: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Cornelia: Me too, strawberry soda.
Y/N, Traitor starts to play in the background:

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Clockwork: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Y/N: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Jane: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Y/N: Good thinking.

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Y/N, texting Slender: Slender! Help I'm being kidnapped
Slender: Where are you?
Y/N: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Slender: I'll call Masky.
Msky, answering their cell: Hello Sir
Slender: Where's Y/N? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Masky: Y/N? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Masky:
Masky: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Masky: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Y/N: WHO ARE YOU?!

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Slender: Dammit, Jeff!
Jeff: What?! It wasn't me!
Slender: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, BEN!
BEN: Not me either.
Slender: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Y/N: *whistles*

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Red hoodie: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Cornelia: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Red hoodie: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING Y/N WITH ME

Sally, trying to make Cornelia and Alex get along, also picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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'Can I copy the homework?'
Masky: I can help you with it!
Hoodie: Yeah, sure.
Jeff: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
BEN: lol nope.
Y/N: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
E.J: *Read 5:55pm*