Silas University (on hold-incomplete)

Ch. 5 - First Day of School

(A/N: I accidentally deleted this chapter so if you read this before it's going to be slightly different but the plot is still the same.)

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I won't stand here and lie to you. I wasn't a saint. You wouldn't find a single tear shed for one less slave owner. In fact, I will be the first person to cheer you on. But for the life of me, I could not figure out why this bitch turned into the chiropractor from Hell.

One stupid comment and this guy had his whole outlook on life rearranged for him. And you know who makes a lot of stupid comments. Comments like 'you look like you kick babies' Yeah... I needed to never make eye contact with that bitch again because I like my head screwed on the way it is...

So, while everyone was gossiping about Violet's chiropractic work and Fucker was gushing about how impressed she was with the new clone of herself, I took the opportunity to sneak away. And apparently dumb and dumber were not as stupid as I thought because I found them doing the same.

"Luce, did you see that!" Georgie exclaimed in both awe and fear as we ran from the murder scene.

"Duh, you idiot!" Sebby berated his best friend as we walked at the speed of gay down the hallway. "Remember she took flight 2 seconds earlier."

"Oh yeah," Georgie giggled. "That was kind of funny."

These motherfuckers, I rolled my eyes.

"What was funny?" the simply sweet voice of Penny Crabbush chimed in as we ran into her turning the corner.

"You're alive," I stared at the rosy witch in awe like I was seeing a ghost. I thought for sure Violet would have killed her knowing how mad she was earlier and Violet just unalived a man for speaking.

But here she was. Her perfect golden hair hanging loosely against her shoulders in its delicate wavy pattern. Her baby blue eyes emanating the comfortable warmth of a summer's day and her supple pink lips pulled into a smirk.... wait..... a smirk? Why is she smirking?

"Can I help you, Lucy?" Penny's sweet voice contrasted with her mischievous smirk as she glanced down causing me to follow her eyes.

Two hands on her titties. TWO! How did I not notice this? Why the fuck would my hands betray me like that? They really do have a mind of their own sometimes. And okay sure she's hot as fuck but she's also the enemy too!

"I um..." I nervously chuckled ripped my hands away from where they wanted to be most. "I was checking for your pulse. And congratulations you do have a heartbeat."

You're a fucking moron, I mentally facepalmed.

"And why would I not?" Penny laughed at my rapidly blushing cheeks and overall flustered state.

"Because crazy bitch just killed someone!" I exclaimed.

Before, Penny even had a chance to respond we heard the ominous sound of footsteps echoing off the walls like a death knell.

"Did someone say crazy bitch?" the most terrifyingly chipper voice you will ever hear turned the corner to find the four of us frozen in our tracks like if we didn't move the viper wouldn't see us.

But from the fact that Violet decided to stand right in front of me smirking down at my panicked expression and statue-like body, I do not think I was invisible...

"Well....um..." I stuttered trying to think of anything that could get me out of this trap. "I have to go walk my toaster."

I didn't even give her a chance to respond before I booked it the opposite direction with Sebby and Georgie hot on my tail all while Violet's evil laughter echoed off the walls around us.