I sat up. I just can't sleep. I looked over and saw WTF laying/sitting on the rug. The dragon crawled out from underneath my bed. It has been 3 months since the Shrek & Frosty incident. I felt like my life has turned normal. I heard a creek from my closet. I might have spoke too soon. Suddenly a guy in a carrot costume jumped out. Swaying side to side he sang, "You know you like corrots~. Yes you do~. You like corrots~." "What the frick is a corrot?" I said confused. "Is lava cold?" a blue-footed booby with a tie came out. "That makes no sense," I said. "It doesn't? Oh probably because I'm high as FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK right now. By the way, do you want some crack?" the tie wearing blue footed booby said. Suddenly WTF jumped up and stabbed him with his scared knife. "WTF…." I gasped. He shrugged and sat back down. The dragon jumped on my back and sat around my shoulders, scared. "Scared boy? It's okay I wouldn't blame you," I sighed as I pushed the carrot guy into a big pot of veggie soup. "вернутьсятуда, откудавыпринадлежите!" WTF yelled, which roughly translates into GO BACK WHERE YOU BELONG in Russian . A couple minutes later, the soup was done and we ate it. After that we went to bed. I woke up the next morning and started crying. Just when I think everything goes to shit. I think I know what to do now.
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