last Friday night

wake up

I woke up with a giant headache.

Ughh! What happened? I asked myself.

I looked around, I was in my bedroom but it was completely trashed.

Next to me was a topless man, laying against my bed was a man with a whole suit drawn on his body.

There was a man taped to my chair and a chicken at the edge of the bed.

There was toiletpaper everywhere and confetti was in every corner of the room.

There was a girl laying on the floor with plastic cups all around her.

I looked outside my window, the door was passed out on the ground and there were half molten barbies on the barbecue.

I felt my neck, there was a bruise... or a hickey.

I quickly grabbed my laptop and opened twitter.

There were photos everywhere of a party with each starring a girl.

I looked closely

Wait, was that, ME?!

Slowly, the memory's began coming back...