Hi I'm Jeff and today is the first day of high school. This is going to be the best year ever. I walked in the class with my head up high. Jenna a total bitch asked me if I knew my pants were unzipped. Everyone laughed. Leave it to Jenna to make a fool of you. I took a seat in the row. Ms. Carry the fine arts teacher asked if I know how to draw. I answered well duhhh. She looked at me and why don't you stand up and tell the class what's your name and what's your hobbies. I said my name is Jeff and I like to watch porn. Everyone laughed even Jenna the bitch. Lisa the hottest girl class laughed and blushed at me. After class Lisa said you really like porn . I said no I was joking. I said would you like to go to the movies Saturday night. She said I have a boyfriend his name is Jack. I said Jack I hate that guy he is a total Dick. He thinks he's better than everyone. Just because his parents own a restaurant chain. He's a rich jerk. Lisa said don't talk behind his back if you're not going to say it to his face. I said wow I thought you were perfect but now I see your not. She said I'm going to tell him to fight you.
