Roulx: *he is walking downstairs to Jevil's cell, seeing him passed out* hmm? *he walks over* Jevil? What art thou doing?Jevil: hmm? *he wakes up* oh, hello, Roulx! Is it morning already?
Roulx: as adgitating as it may seemeth, yes. *sees that jevil has no shirt on* why is thou shirtless?
Jevil: i got sweaty last night. Any news on that monster?
Roulx: well, we kneweth it killed one of the guards, nothing elseth...
Jevil: i see.
Roulx: ...well, on second thoughteth, i do haveth some news. I will be switching shifts of watching thee with a new guard.
Jevil: ooh! A new prisoner, prisoner?
Roulx: ...if thoust wanteth to put it that wayeth, yes she iseth.
Jevil: "she"?
Roulx: yeseth. She will be coming ineth tomorrow.
Jevil: alright.
Roulx: i am goingeth to the vending machineth.
Jevil: hey, Roulx! Could you uh... maybe grab me some Doritos?
Roulx: ...very welleth. *he begins to walk away*
Jevil: wait!
Roulx: WHAT IN THE FRESHETH HELL DOES THOUST WANT NO- *He sees Jevil holding out his hand with a dollar* how did thee-
Jevil: dont ask.
Roulx: ... *takes the money and goes to gwt the snacks*
Jevil: *when Roulx leaves, Jevil stops smiling, as he begins to sigh, looking at his hands* ...what am i?
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Ask werewolf Jevil (i'm bored again, lads)
FanfictionSo, i decided to make an au where Jevil was a werewolf, and maybe Roulx. Jevil has a girlfriend in this, and it is my OC aspen. not the creepypasta aspen, but my DR aspen. idk why i have two aspens, so dont ask. she is a werewolf too. Also, dont ask...