Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots

Yandere! Teacher! Waluigi x Student! Gender-neutral! [Teacher's Pet]

(Y/n) was sitting in their favourite spot in the school. The old willow over the lake at the back of the school. It was quiet and they could read in peace.

Key word: was.

"Hey (mean nickname)!"

It was (bully name).

"What do you want (b/n)?" (Y/n) asks with disinterest.

(B/n) glares up at them with a black eye.

"What the hell happened to you?" (Y/n) asks and jumps down from the tree.

"That crazy teacher that's what!" (B/n) replies.

"Which crazy teacher?" (Y/n) asks.

"Mister Waluigi!" (B/n) grabs (Y/n)'s shoulders, "You have to tell him to leave me alone!" (B/n) was visibly scared.

"Why'd he give you a black eye?" (Y/n) grabs (B/n)'s hands and rubs them comfortingly.

"Because I was talking smack about you during class," (B/n) replies and looks away sheepishly.

"Of course..." (Y/n) sighs and lets go of (B/n)'s hands, they let go of (Y/n)'s shoulders as well.

The bell rings as lunch was over.

"I'll speak with him after study (B/n)," (Y/n) gives (B/n) a small smile, "Go to the sick bay and get yourself fixed up. Kay?"

(B/n) nods and walks off to the sick bay.

«Γ»

(Y/n) enters the classroom for their study period, the last period of the day.

It was Waluigi's room.

He was currently teaching about physics and sports. He never really stuck to a schedule, whatever was on his mind, he'd teach it. He was also the most feared teacher at the school.

Waluigi nods at (Y/n) as soon as they sat down and got themselves sorted at the back of the room where they always sat.

"As you can see..." Waluigi changes slides, "... given the right amount of training you losers can get scholarships in whatever sport you want. Easy peasy." He grins at the class and they all nod and start to scribble down notes.

(Y/n) listens to music as they do some catch up for (class). Waluigi turns off the projector and looks at (Y/n). He fixes his purple tie and stands up. He walks over to (Y/n)'s desk and crouches next to them, (Y/n) pulls out their earphones and looks at the seven-foot-seven teacher crouching next to them.

"You okay?" Waluigi asks, "One of my students was talking about you behind your back. Spreading rumours y'know."

"They came up to me with a black eye," (Y/n) hisses, "They even called you crazy. What did you do to them? They were so scared."

Waluigi's kind smile turned into a confused frown.

"I told them to lay off the insults, then they literally started making threats. I punched them in retaliation," Waluigi says, "I am aware that my teaching career is in jeopardy but that doesn't matter. I just want you to be safe kiddo." He ruffles (Y/n)'s hair with a small smile.

"You punched (B/n) in retaliation?" (Y/n) asks, "What kind of threats were they making?"

"I'm going to tell my father," Waluigi mocks (B/n), "My dad's a police officer. He'll arrest you for snooping in my business."

(Y/n) raises an eyebrow at Waluigi.

"It's true. I was there," Waluigi says.

(Y/n) rolls their eyes and sighs. "Don't go abusing students for talking smack. I can fight my own battles," (Y/n) glares at Waluigi, "Go and stick your large pink nose into some other important business."

Waluigi crosses his eyes and looks at his nose. "Do you know how many nose-jobs I've had on this thing?" he points to it, "It's because my roommate kept breaking my nose by punching it."

He then stands up and crosses his arms, he looks up at the clock on the wall. "Start packing up everyone." He strides over to his desk as the class start to pack up their things.

Waluigi sits on his chair and looks at (Y/n), "Stay behind for a bit (Y/n)..."

The class of teens one year older than (Y/n) all say a bunch of inappropriate comments as they leave.

"What's your problem?" (Y/n) asks as they approach Waluigi's desk.

Waluigi takes an item out of his desk drawer and hands it to (Y/n).

It was a star, a grey one with eyes and a black outline.

"Wut?" (Y/n) gives Waluigi a funny look.

"The Mischief Star Stamp. My lucky charm. Look after it for me," Waluigi nods at them to leave and he starts packing up his own stuff.