(I'm writing this in English >:-))
everyone thought it would be a good idea to go and visit Kim kokos grave as she was indeed very dead. we all walked the except for luke who was wearing heelys (I was really jealous). we got there at about 2pm and went searching for her grave.
we eventually found it and we all start crying. sad. I looked at her headstone and it read-
kimithy kokoaine
1996-2015
cool and nice girl
who is always down
for a good time
I shed 8.4 years as I read the last line. luke lay on the ground sobbing into michaels dick. luke stood up and realised he had a boner. ?. All the boys looked at him but ignored it awkwardly as LUKES 1.1 inch wiener was on display.
I placed a bouquet of used tampons next to her favourite meat hammer her mum had already put there.
"Ashton???" Luke asked me.
"Ye" U replied
"Um I have a confession."
"K"
"I never actually loved kim. I always loved u. the way UR golden hair flows in the wind like McDonalds fries. The way UR greenish hazel? Eyes sparkle when ur cry. or when u work out and UR meaty body glistens.im in love with u ashton. and I'm also jealous of ur wiener cause mines only 3 inches."
"Ur lying."
"fine my wiener is only one inch but u get the point."
"okay ily2 lets date."
"Okay"
then me and Luke had sex right there. nice .
