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The New Normal: Five Year Edition

"Vidhyuth. I have to show you something."

"What is it?" 

"It's bad."

"I'm all ears."

"Not at all- you're made of haunting grey eyes and a rocking bod."

His lips pursed in exasperation as he stared at me over his book. "What do you want to tell me, Sameera?" he asked finally. 

"There's no way to break this to you gently-" I began.

"Then don't." he kept his book down and walked up to me, his grey eyes concerned as he caught my expression. "Sameera, what is it?" he asked urgently. 

"Now, the important thing is to not get mad....this was a prank that I had pulled off when I first met you, and due to some insane stalker who went to the last corners of Google, this has come to light."

My poor husband's expression turned more and more confused as he took in my ramblings. "What did you do?" he demanded. 

For an answer, I simply showed him my laptop, where the article was wide open. 

SAMEERA CHOPRA's TELL ALL RANT ABOUT HUSBAND VIDHYUTH CHOPRA GOES VIRAL 

"What you have to remember", I added hastily as he sighed in resignation as he settled down next to me to read it. "Is I now love you dearly."

"Shut up and let me read."

"Okay", I said, my hand in my mouth as he started reading, his eyebrows furrowed in concentration. Despite myself, I scooted closer and pulled his arm around me as I laid my head on his shoulder so that I could give additional proof to my changed feelings. "Remember we are married now", I said cautiously. 

He just scoffed, before his arms wound around me. 

Sameera Chopra (nee, Kapoor) always knows how to keep things entertaining. While the businesswoman and internet celebrity has kept us in splits in the last five years with her timely commentary and endless charm, our favourite subject is still her swoon-worthy romance with everyone's daydream, husband Vidhyuth Chopra. From their tumultuous relationship to their wonderful wedding pictures and of course, their undying commitment to each other, the notoriously private couple hardly give us a peek into their personal life. 

Well, until TODAY!

We at INDIAWEEKLY are happy to tell you that we caught hold of Sameera's old blog entry about husband Vidhyuth Chopra, and let's just say, it's a roller-coaster! 

You know, I started this blog as a way of documenting my revenge plan about a certain influential someone who shall remain unnamed. Okay, who cares, no one's going to read my bloh, so I might as well be honest with me. Maybe with Nikki- she might come across this blog at some point. So Nikki, if you're reading this right now, STOP. It's going to be super petty and you've constantly asked me to rise above such emotions. 

NOW. let's get to the crux of my major revenge plan. 

Vidyuth. Goddamn. Chopra. 

What an absolute piece of SHIT. 

There I was, at Vinay's party, laughing it up, having the time of my life despite the fact that my boss had demanded me to strike a deal with the Literal Devil. Was it hard to not feel self pity? I would say so. but what was worse was the way this man spoke to me!

This tall, brilliant, inconveniently hot, impossibly good looking man with a voice that can make guitars feel less appealing- this MAN has such a problem with me!