Madness Combat oneshots

Hellaurrr+headcanons

hi.

So uh, here is my MC oneshots,, been here since uh, like last year of April or July? And was a pussy to never do oneshots

actually no, this oneshot was premade when I was doing another book, so yeh..

Idk what else to say so here are my naur and yaur in my fanfics, then headcanons(y/n canons are up to you, drop them in the comments 💃)
oh btw the headcanons won't be complete, I will probably do the rest of them sometime, like Sheriff, Auditor, Phobos, MAG Agent, Jebussy, etc etc TRICKY AND HOFFNAR WILL HAVE THE SAME HEADCANONS

not doing:
Incest
(edit: Jorge and Church aren't siblings, srry I forgot 💀)
Rape
child x adult (hell nah, I'm not that twisted, I swear)
Homophobic comments/actions

that's abt it for my naurrr, for my yaurr these

Doing:
Any ships except the said ones on top
smut/fluff/angst
possible necrophilia
anything that isn't listed in the Not Doing thing

Srry with how lazy this looks hel, Headcanons wooo, I'm not planning to add much headcanons since ehhh, I'm gud with the og them, and gonna try being realistic with their sexual preferences

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2BDamned
- goes by He/Him
- mohawk, or long hair, or bald
- mainly would be sweet/easy going if he's had his rest, but for the usual he'd be a asshat or moody
- sexuality: Pansexual
- has Deimos as his second help during surgeries or rescues
- 6'0 ft/182 cm
- muscular
- not sexually active nor verbal during sex, mostly tops tho
- Sure, Russian, why not 🤷🤷
- heavily focused on his work(medic and hacker)
- scars in his mouth, almost like tissues being ripped mostly leaving him having holes on each sides

- has a heavy grip during sex or likes to play animalistic(depends to who, if it were to be with Hank, he would be sadistic, if it were to be with Sanford, he'd be clawing his back, IF Sanford gives him consent, as for Deimos, consent is needed for everything he does, he'll adjust if Deimos doesn't like it)

- pretty much asks consent for everything since he's a safe guy despite the sadistic personality with Hank(let's be real here, I think Hank wouldn't like it either if he were to be forced, and I don't think 2B would live long enough if he forced him to do things he wants since he may be violently gripped in the throat)

- he'd fuck anyone if someone asked him for it, but do know he won't reciprocate what you feel for him if you're a stranger, he wouldn't care much how you felt or if it was unsatisfactory for you(IF you're a stranger just looking for a hookup)

- forcing him to sex or drugs will get you punched in the stomach

- him forcing you will definitely not be sex but medical purposes

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Sanford
- goes by He/Him
- curly hair(hid in the bandana)
- he would be easy to talk with but without his rest, he wouldn't be able to talk properly without him daydreaming
- sexuality: bisexual
- Hank or Deimos would be his help, mostly Deimos due to Hank being inconsiderate/hard to cooperate with, although most likely to be needed when in an serious emergency
- 5'8 ft / 172cm
- Muscular
- Not sexually active and a bit verbal during sex(mumbling soft I love you or telling you how great you are)
- Western American
- Heavily focused on his work but also easily distracted by the littlest things
- has a huge scar on his front and his scar on the back being hidden with his tattoos
-will definitely say 'honk honk' to your ass or your tits when he has a hold on them

- his grip during sex isn't as hard to the point it'll draw blood, he's most likely a vanilla and has a soft grip, unless you give him the choice to be harsh to you

- also asks for consent, not that much consent for strangers, he cares much more for his closer lovers and doesn't want to hurt them, he'll also willingly bottom out for them if he trusts them, but if they're a stranger, he won't give much consent and do what he wants. Oh, and he doesn't like sex without a condom, top or bottom, he needs a condom

- he is not willing to fuck strangers due to him being cautious with the 'butt diseases'(2BDamned nodded to it most likely, makes him laugh at how Sanford described it though)but if someone asked him to do so, he'll definitely not progress that much other than just a handjob/blowjob

- won't force you to sex and is understanding enough if you just want to chill or relax, or cockwarm, will talk for hours if you want too

- he can be forced if you manipulated him well enough, but most of the time he avoids the sex talk or he acts dumbfounded

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next one is Deimos' headcanons, no headcanons for Hank other than Selective Mutism, that's about it, goes by he/him as well so yeh