POV OF Oscar
It was amazing , my dream ... finally came true .
A fuckin bird was shutting in my mouth mhm . We were still in the funeral room bトゥ🤪
He said his name was mordercai and he was so emo and cool . But I noticed someone in the window I didn't know who but they seemed to be like reallt captivated by my UwU discord kitten Boo boo bear feet . He is mine ! But then they disappeared .
And then all the sudden I turned back to mordercai who was twerking and there next to him was ......
It couldn't be ....
But I don't understand
it doesn't make sense
.......
It
It
Was
.....
SHREK ?!
MY EX ?!
but wait he seems to know mordecai they're talking ...
HE IS RUBBING HIS 15 INCHER ON MY KITTEN
I STARTED BARKING EVEN THOUGJ IM A FISH SO IDKK
and then shrek says " hello how are you :)?"
He was nice ?
" hey Oscar this is my best friend shrek we went to middle school together " says mordercai
Oh .
" oh wow I don't think we've met "
" no I don't think so >:) "
I had to pretend ...
For his sake
But then shrek whispers in my ear
" he is mine you fish semen "
DUN DUN DIN
