The Full Blobiq Lore Series

Blobiq2 and the Men of Zingzer

* As stupid as this story is I do have to put a trigger warning for blood and death if that makes you uncomfortable then please skip this one (seriously I know this story looks dumb but those things are mentioned)

* My other story titled "the lore behind my oc" is NO LONGER CANON!!!!!1

Blobiq2 sat on his throne, his lightning minions, the Men of Zingzer, sat before him.

"Today was quite the battle," Blobiq2 said, pressing a cloth to the open wound on his purple cloud forehead. His big eyes were bloodshot and his face and body were covered in cuts, scrapes and bruises. He looked over the five lightning bolts caring for him. His beloved minions, who didn't have names, just a number on a microchip implemented on the palms of their hands.

"Yes, good sir," Forty-five said, wiping the sweat from the forehead of Blobiq2, his leader.

Blobiq2 was nothing more than a massive purple cloud with big, bright eyes and a mouth. But, because of his unique power given to him when King Zingzer IX (the former leader of the Men of Zingzer who died in a battle and, having no heirs to pass his power to, chose first the cloud in the sky he looked up at), Blobiq2 now possessed power like no other. He could fly, assemble the Men of Zingzer, strike with immense strength, and most of all, be seen as a massive political figure.

The day Blobiq2 became leader was a day like no other for the Men of Zingzer, as their leader had always been a form of lightning. The Men of Zingzer themselves were small lightning strikes with faces and arms, with the ability to fly and speak like any human would. (Except, this happened 1 billion years ago, so there were no humans, just lightning and clouds in the sky.) Before the battle which killed Zingzer IX, the King of Zingzer had never been a cloud. Clouds were the enemy of the Men of Zingzer. But it was the King's last dying wish, so they had no choice but to comply.

Blobiq2 snapped out of his daydream, where he was thinking about all the lightning leaders who came before him. "I've failed all the former Kings and Queens," he mumbled.

"That's not true, sir! Zinger IX died in his battle with the Rebellion of Clouds, you just got injured. We can't just give up!" 29 exclaimed.

"I've been King for a year now and I haven't won a single battle. Maybe the King of the Men of Zingzer isn't supposed to be a cloud after all."

"You're comparing yourself to the wrong people. You've already been more successful than Zingzer IV, who wasn't even King for more than a week before he gave up his position because it was too hard fighting battles. You may not have won any battles, but you give it your all, sir!" another minion cried.

"You have a point, young one. I also feel bad I didn't take on the name Zingzer. I wanted to make up my own name. I could have been the 10th Zingzer if only I wasn't so selfish."

"That isn't true either, sir. You're not selfish, in the official code of Zingzer it says that you can choose to keep the name Zingzer or make up your own. You are leader, after all, and you can make it whatever you want!"

Blobiq2 sighed. "You're right again. But, I don't want you guys to change your name to Blobiq. You guys can stay the Men of Zingzer, you've earned that name through your years of Z Academy."

"Good idea, sir!" The Men of Zingzer repeated back.

"Now, let's go fight another battle."