*Me watching fifty shades of grey peacefully *
Papa : chal beta aaj me bhi tere saath movie dekhta hu
Me : umm....
Papa : kya hua??
Me : nhi nhi kuch nhi par papa ye movie itni achhi nhi hai
Papa : koii baat nhii chalega tu hi kehti hai na ki mera taste vaise bhi bekar hai toh me toh ye bhi dekh lunga..
* Me smiling awkwardly *
Papa: achha movie ka name kya hai?
Me : umm..fifty shades of grey
Papa : are waah! Ye toh achhi movie lagti hai grey colour ke 50 shades waah naam itna achha hai toh movie kitni badhiya hogi. Hai na?
Me : ha ha bilkul
Papa : chal phir dekhte hai
*50 shades of grey starts*
Me: papa mai na washroom jaake aati hu
Papa: ha jaake aa tab tak me pause kr deta hu
Me : nhi nhii aap dekho mene toh ye dekhi hui hai
Papa : chal toh thik hai
* Me running out of my house *
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ITI : Indian teenagers in real life
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