love bites

The jeff bezos and y/n smut

"The Amazon delivery has been delayed again!!!" You say with a grunt following soon after. I guess I will have to solve that now.

You leave your house in a hurry to the big amazon house, "oh no..." you say as you look around and the big Jeff bezos rocketship was launched.

"I guess I won't have my 50 packs of fungi toe removal" you blush shyly as you realize what you said, putting your hand on the back of your neck cutely. 

But after 30 seconds the rocketship was already back. "Well I think I'll go and get it the then..." you say as you walk in the big amazon house. You walk up to a counter looking down you blush and say "hey I am here to get my order... the number is 6969," you hear someone typing loudly on their keyboard, you look up but for a second things get too bright.

It was him, Jeff Bezos. "Sorry if my very bright forehead scared you, I have started to use a lot of alcohol gel on my head lately" he said with a gentle chuckle, as he went and took your order.

"Thank you" you say as you are turning around about to leave. But then you notice the lights suddenly changed. Everything got very dark and only a red led light could be seen. You turn around in confusion. "Oh no the light-" but you are interrupted by Jeff Bezos who was laying on the counter completely nude with a flirtious look towards you. You could see his rock hard abs.

Even tho your eyes hurt because of how much light it was being reflected by Jeff's forehead your animal instincts could not deny it, you had to give him ass.

You walk towards him and when you're close enough to him you are pulled down, letting all that fungi remover drop onto the floor, that is okay tho, you don't have time just yet for washing your crusty toes.

Jeff pressed a bottom and the counter quickly turned onto a big bed shaped into a amazon delivery box.

"Six nine six nine is your order delivery details isn't it y/k" he whispers on your ears, you have to close your eyes because light could still be reflected. He takes off an amazon delivery tape from the side and starts whipping you.

"Yes papi" you said moaning as he whip you with his amazon delivery tape. "WORK HARD. HAVE FUN. MAKE HISTORY!!!" he said as he continues to whip you. You moan in agony. "It is so sexy when you say that papi bezos" you say that with a light smile.

"You will now be my amazon plastic protect product thing that people like to pop" you exclaim in happiness as you have always wanted that. "I knew amazon wanted something greater, I knew they would not delay my order."
You say as Jeff stares into your eyes deeply, and he slowly frowns his brows, as he put some music on " Alexa play Jeff Bezos I." As the melody flowed in the air and you guys were having deep slow and amazon quality guarantee sex .

But that's when you noticed that your papi's snapscore was a lot more than 1000. "How could you???" You say putting your 30 dollar amazon choice's pants on. "I- amazon plastic product protect thing everyone likes to pop, I can explain..." he says desperately while standing up. But you were done with all of his lies, you knew he loved Alexa more than you. You left, and your toe fungi was still bad, but not as bad as the heartache.