I woke up. Yes.
I opened up my sexy eyes and realized...I'm not in my room. I jumped up quickly in shock. I was in a horrible...emo....sad room. I looked in the mirror and to my surprise I was.....
"FAT!"
I scream in fear.
Then I noticed the rest of my appearance....I looked like
like
like
RYKER.
Tears quickly started forming in my eyes when I came to the realization that I had been trapped in Ryker's body. I started repeatedly hitting my head on the floor. I was..afraid.
I found Ryker's phone on his desk and tried opening it. It had no lock but I was still struggling to swipe it from how much i was shaking.
~ 2 minutes later ~
I finally opened it and started looking through his instagram dms obviously. To my surprise my boyfriend Joseph George Livermore had texted him 4 minutes ago
the text is 😲:
"Oi mate I'm outside open up"
Wtf....What was Joseph doing here?!!
I quickly ran out of Ryker's room to search for his front door.
"Blimey mate what took ya so long mate I was freezing my bloody ass off you tosser innit" - said Joseph
what the fuck!
"What the fuck are you doing here!?!?!?" - I roar
"You said you'd give me biscuits and tea if I came in both ways :/" - said Joseph shaking due to my roar
"Bruh" I say proudly
"Ryker I will fuck you up" he says angrily
"Actually.." I push my glasses up "..I'm not Ryker lol silly" I say shyly
"Wtf k" he says with an expressionless expression
"Joseph George Livermore...I'm Sara" I say while making the uwu face 🥺
Joseph quickly turned around and walked the other way
"Ayo wtf" I say before putting my yeezy shoes on. I sprint towards him and stop his path.
"no." he says
"Y" i say
"blocked" he says
"Oh" i say
Then suddenly a wild fox approaches nvm it is Sophia
*Irish noises*
A bush starts shaking...I pick up Sophia and throw them at it for funsies. That was a bad move though because what came out of the bush was...Connor. He started huffing and puffing out of angerness
"Hi conner" says joseph with happines
"Hi" connor says suddenly blasting with joy to see his lover
They both start running at the same time at eachother and they hugged in the air it was so hot.
Now they are making out at full speed.
"But Joseph you're supposed to be my boyfriend" I say while kicking the grass with one foot in anger.
"Kys" he hisses back
And I start to think that maybe that is exactly what I should do. I can't just continue living my life as Ryker ew wtf.
A helicopter falls and what comes out of the helicopter is the hottest thing I've seen.
A super sexy girl with magical blonde hair, majestic brown eyes, very 5'3 height and the most skinny legend body of all. It looked like how I did before I woke up as this ugly rat. Wait that is me.
The majestical creature opens up her delicious mouth and says
"Hi y'all It's me Ryker" wtf
"Ryker kys give me me back" i spit out
"Oh ok" he says in defeat
Birds start flying around us and to my surprise
I am once again myself
"Yass slay" sophia squeaks out
I angrily look at Ryker
"Why the fuck was I you" i say harshly
"Cuz , why not ?" he says mockingly
I was in a very bad mood so I started sprinting at him and
*BAM*
*BOOM*
*BAM*
I had never beaten someone up so much in my life
he deserved it.
"Bruh" Ryker says while sobbing in his own blood and piss puddle
"Lol" i say
Our little fight stopped Connor and Joseph's kiss session
"Aye mamas u kinda bad ;)" joseph says while staring directly at my chocolate colored eyes
"But what about me owO" says Ryker
I stare at Ryker's poop colored eyes while spitting on him on repeat
"I have spit kink" says connor
"Idc" all of us say at the same time
Joseph then picks me up and starts running towards a flower field
We start heavily making out and sexing
Ryker dies
Connor cries
Sophia flies
~ The end ~
