(FOR A FRIEND) Ian Mercer POTC x reader

Ian Mercer x Pregnant! reader

You're in the kitchen making Ian's favorite food for the 'make or brake' moment in your marriage. "Honey, I'm home! What smells so good?" He walks around the corner to meet your beautiful y/c/e eyes. "Hi darling, I'm just making your favorite meal." You say as you lean in and peck him on the lips. "Really? What's the special occasion?" Your heart skips a beat as you don't know how he would take the news about the fact that you're pregnant. "Uhh... Does there need to be a special occasion? I just wanted to make you feel. uh.. nice." He's holding you in his arms and can clearly see something is bothering you. "Y/n? Is everything alright, you seem off?" You look up and see his glistening brown eyes looking down at you. "Sorry I have a lot my mind, holy fucking shit! The stew!" Ian grabs your arm "Y/n we do not use that language in our household!" You break free of his grasp and run to the pot where the stew is meeting it inevitable end. You take the pot of the roaring fire place and make it isn't burned. "Y/n what has gotten into you!" You look up and see that his concerned face. "You should sit down for this...." He tries to say something but nothing comes out so he nods. "Shnookems" he rolled his eyes but gave you a playful grin, "I'm expecting" he stutters "Y-your expecting w-what?" You lean in and give him a soft kiss, you bring his hand to touch your stomach. "A baby." Your eyes start to fill up with tears of joy, and so does his "a-are you serious?" You playfully hit his arm "yes!" He immediately brings you into his warm embrace "Can we name him Augustus?" He brings you back to look into your eyes "Okay but what if its a girl?" "I don't know..." Cutler walk in and just stares at the two of you. You realize and sit up straight and pull his hand away from you, causing Ian to look towards the door way "M-my Lord, d-did y-you require s-something?" Cutler drops his tea and screams "YA'LL HAD SE-" "Shut up, My lord q//w//q" You look at him with a seductive smirk. "You know you liked it😏..." you kiss his jaw earning a slap to the arm, causing you to laugh. "I know where this is going... Bye!" He leaves in his normal dramatic way. Ian turns to you as laugh your ass off. he sighs, making you sit up straight. You giggle once more as he roughly pulls you into a kiss and yeah~

THE END YOU PURVERTS