Danmachi: Is it wrong to be a baddass in a dungeon?

Slave auction

CRINGE ALERT!

"Ahh" the middle aged man began to
Drag me outside the cage roughly

After 10 minutes of walking we finnaly reached
A room. Once we entered i saw a group of
Slaves they were humans and demi humans
Aswell.

I walked at the side of the room and began to
Create a plan. Inside the room there were
12 people including two guards 7 of the slaves
Are demi humans including myself and 3 humans.

"Hmmm" i began to smile i just created a plan
If everything go in my favor i should escape.

Just then a middle aged woman entered the room
And started splashing us with soaped water.

"I guess they clean there products before selling them"
The middle aged woman also gave us a new set
Of cheap clothes.

They told us to change and we will be auctioned in 30minutes.
I looked at my reflection at the water flowing at the ground
I have very long messy black hair and i looked ugly.

"No wonder your friends betrayed you" i said with a chuckle

After 30minutes Big dudes came into the room
And bought us into a stage.

Just then a group of six people entered the room
And started to inspect the slaves.

I can see one of the men molesting a catgirl
I saw earlier. The six bastards dind even gave me
A second glance "looks like there here for female Slaves"

HOW TO ESCAPE SLAVERY

Step 1 pretend to be weak and helpless
And gain there interest.

I stepped forward and started
To do beatbox.

(Beatbox - uhh is when u create sounds with your mouth its really
Easy when u get the hang of it u can also create music if you
Master this skill.)

Hahaha lucky me beatboxing is one of passtimes
I usualy do it for fun and im sure as hell
That Medieval people will like my beats.

I played a basic beat "we will rock you"
The people including the guards started
To stare at me.

"Sir if you buy me i asure you your money will not
Go to waste im a very talented musician." I said
Proudly

One of them looked at me with a doubfull look
Due to many cases of slave killing there masters
Allot of slave traders buy female instead of
Male cuz female slaves are weak.

"Im just weak and frail i cant do any labor
But im very good at singing"

Just then i sang them a song i realize
That this body has a very good voice
But the previous owner dind know how
To use it properly leaving it to waste.

Just then the doubtfull look on this guys's
Face vanish and he looked liked he just
Found a pot of gold.

"How much for this one?" He asked the middle aged woman

Oh him? His not forsale.."said the middle aged woman

"Ive seen this coming shit"

"Dont give me that bullshit layla you just discovered he worth more
Money and you decided to keep him for yourself."
A man with a funny mustache shouted.

Layla the middle aged woman began the grin
"Oh? Mr Xanders? Are you perhaps interested
In buying him?"

Yes i think he will make an good intertainer
For Duke Henrick he has been pretty
Bored in the past few days.

The woman gave him a sly smile
And the man just tossed her a pouch
Full of money.

"You have yourself a deal"