The smell of Gunpowder (O.C. X Various Things)

Just dropping in

After Nathan landed (rather hard might i add) on Ozpins desk suddenly the desk let out a creak that sounded as if it were breaking

Ozpin: 0_0

RWBY: 0_0

CFVY: 0_0

JNPR: 0_0

The entire fucking universe: 0_0

Nathan: Oh look! A coffee mug

Nathan then grabbed the mug as the table broke

Nathan: OUMPH-! [groaning] my back...
Oh damn that hur-

Ruby: SWEAR JAR!

Nathan: Shut up please just shut up

Then the floor creaked

Nathan: aww shit i knew i shouldn't have grabbed those extra sweetrolls before i left that universe... [Groans]

Ozpin: Wait universe?

The floor creaked and eventually gave out making Nathan fall through Ozpin's floor and as he was falling his armour got scratched and dented

Nathan (while still falling through the floors): MY ARMOUR!!! [Sobs are heard coming from the hole]

Jaune: I-Is he ok?

Ozpin: considering this is one of, if not the tallest parts of beacon? i'd say probably not, but we should go down there to check on him, come along if you want to if not then take the rest of the day off

Nathan: OW FUCK WHY'S THAT THERE?

Ozpin: that means either he lost an appendage or he's found himself in someone's room

Yang: I'ma bet he's found himself in a room

Coco: I'd bet 500 lien he lost an appendage

Yang: You're on!

Eventually the 3 teams and a coffee addict went down to meet our friendly(?) crusader

Nathan: [still dazed] aww shit... All i had to do was follow the train big smoke

Ruby: Hey metal armour guy, are you ok?

Nathan: [Still dazed] I have a name you know a-and i side with the Empire cause they want longevity of Talos worship so they have to make it seem as- wait where am i?

Ruby: Empire? Talos?

Nathan then gets up and shakes his head

Nathan: augh- phew oh man that hurt anyways the names Nathan and i

Nathan then points to himself using his thumb

Nathan: Feel like fucking shit!

Ruby: SWEAR JAR!

Nathan then puts two septims into the jar

Nathan: that should cover it no?

Ozpin: may we address the elephant in the room?

Nathan: bro i know goldilocks is large but i wouldn't call her an elephant!

Ozpin: No you dipshit i'm talking about you coming through an entire ass portal

Nathan: well then Oz ma friend i habe a story to tell you

Ozpin was sweating a bit after hearing Ozma

Ozpin: i would like to hear it but should we go to ports classroom? He shouldn't be having a lesson and if he is... Well screw him we'll just kick him out of his class and listen to your story, cause i can say on behalf of these teams and the others.... His stories are shit