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15. jean k x lgbt!fem!reader (aot) (comedy)

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│ ✶ : · • jean k x bi/pan/(etc)!fem!reader

│ ✧.｡. * inspired by playlist on youtube titled: "flirting with girls // a jean kirstein playlist

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"heyy~" jean says leaning on the wall next to where i stand with a smirk. he was holding a glass of wine, as usual for jean. we stood in a celebration party of the marley war.

"go away jean. i'm not in the mood." i say pouting, crossing my arms. i keep my eyes on the other side of the room where the crowd of cadets are, not looking at jean.

"date me."

"no."

"date me."

"no"

"date me."

"i'm gay."

"threesome?"

"what the hell?!" i turned to jean and slapped his face.

"come on, do something fun with me."

"your opinion on fun is sex."

"how about we go flirt with girls?" jean suggested.

"..."

"eh?!" jean said with a smile.

"...ok..."

"yes!" jean fist pumped.

"only a bit, i don't want the girls to think i'm a perv and then be uncomfy with me in the girls cabins. that's the last thing i want."

"I'll do most of the flirting. deal?"

"fine. but i get mikasa, i know you are gonna go for her and then when i try to go for her she'll slap me."

"ugh! fine... i get hitch though." jean compromises. i nod and he walks to the crowd. the first person he goes to was hitch. she nods her head no and then walks to marlo. jean comes back to me disappointed.

"great starter jean!" i say sarcastically.

"whatever, not like you'll get anyone.. the only gay ones here are ymir, historia, or captain levi."

"oh you'll see~!" i walk over to sasha who is dancing like a fool with connie. "hey sasha!" i say casually as i join their little dance off.

"oh hey y/n! what's up?!"

"you wanna dance~?!"

"uh hell yeah!"

i shoot my eye to jean with a smirk then look back to my dance partner. i take her hand, look over to levi who is the DJ. levi look back at me and knows what i mean (because he's gay too) and rolls his eye looking for the song in his playlist.

the song 'just the two of us' by grover washington plays.

"ohhh! good song levi!!" hange yells in excitement.

"oh this song~?" sasha says.

"this song." i say with a wink as sasha puts her hands on my shoulders and i put mine on her waist.

*i don't wanna make this a sasha x reader because this is for jean but if you really want one i will make one so time skip to after sasha's dance*

"congratulations, you've officially shocked me. well done." jean says as i walk over to him with a proud look on my face.

"well, i mean sasha's practically my girlfriend. we treat each other like we're dating even though she claims she's 'straight.' but now it is your turn jean."

jean walks back into the crowd and goes up to historia who is waiting for ymir to get out of the bathroom. luckily, when they stand is close to where me i am standing, so i can hear what's going down.

"you look alone. i don't know, maybe you wanna grab a drink sometime? or have a dance together~?"

"that's very sweet! maybe just one song while i'm waiting for ymir!" historia says cheerfully fully turning to jean.

'this isn't going to last long.' i think.

ymir walks out of the bathroom shaking her hands because there's no papertowls. she looks back to historia seeing jean there and get's mad. she stomps over behind jean, historia notices ymir behind jean but before she could say anything ymir slaps the back of jeans head.

"ah! what the hell?!"

"what're you doing with my historia?! stay away straight white male!" ymir yells to jean.

"ok, ok! I'll go!" jean says, running back to me.

"stay away!" ymir says. she notices that jean is with me then looks at me dirty and stares me down.

"jean! go away ymir isn't gonna like me anymore!"

"what?!"

"ugh never mind!" i say. ymir looks away from me and takes historia to the dance floor. "to be honest i don't even want to play this stupid game anymore."

"aw come on it just got fun!"

i look up to jean and he pouts.

we stare at each other and just looks into each others eyes. he looks from my eyes to my lips back and forth.

we're so lost in each other that we don't even realize the whole crowd is looking at us and the lights are pointed to us.

"kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!" the crowd shouts.

i can hear connie's voice the loudest.

"shut it connie!" i yell. i can hear him laughing his ass off from here. i look back up to jean and he's looking at me.

"well?"

"go for it."

jean places his fingers on my chin and leans down for a kiss and i kiss him back.

the crowd screams and i can't help but giggle.

"you're not supposed to laugh in a kiss." jean says.

"and you're not supposed to talk." i reply making his lips touch mine again.

when he releases the kiss i look back into the crowd again and i see connie taking a picture from the stolen camera he took from marley.

"i thought you were gay" jean jokes.

i laugh and lightly shove him.

(827 words 😟)