I was riding my bike when I was really craving jaffa cakes because I was pregnant with barney the dinosaurs baby. When I got my jaffa cakes I gave the security guard a lap dance and when he fell asleep I ran away with my jaffa cakes. I started to ride my bike home when my baby ripped open my belly and jumped out, I got so angry so I ran over it with my bike. The police were behind me and they started to chase me, I was in a car chase. I didn't want to get caught so I stuck the whole box of jaffa cakes up my nose and down my throat and I choked to death. A police man gave me a soggy kiss and I came back alive then they brought me to a mental hospital.
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