Headcanons

- Teru Hanazawa -

General HC

~ He/Him

~ Gay

~ Collected Shopkins as a kid

~ Before he met Mob he threatened a Walmart employee with a knife

~ Banned from all Walmart's for that specific reason

~ Madonna is his one and only religion

~ Sometimes when he can't sleep he'll go to Burger King and talk to whoever's there

~ His favorite holiday is Thanksgiving because Black Fridays right after it

~ Makes most of his friends off Omegle

~ Only writes in glitter pens

~ Cosplayed as Naruto once and threw shuriken at 7-year-olds

~ Used to be on the track team but never showed up to practice so he was kicked off

~ Has been canceled hundreds of times on Twitter

~ Him and Mob have matching sweaters

~ Only gifts people socks, doesn't matter what the occasion is

~ Wine aunt

~ He and Dimple once tried to start a cult together but Reigen stopped them since they were planning on using his money to fund it all

~ Believes in the tooth fairy

~ Prefers Pepsi over Coke

~ Ran for class president as a joke and somehow won