Niall Horan Imagines

Greasy Burrito Rant

Okay so im going to rant about the fucking idiot sausage man that has taken Zayn away. To be honest, im unable to even defend Zayn now.

I just wanna go and hit the sausage man with a water hose and slap him!! IM GONNA KILL THAT IDIOT

I BET NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK THAT DOUGHNUT LOOKING PHONY.

Sorry to all doughnuts, that
was offensive sorry...

WHAT IF HE SWALLOWS ZAYN ALIVE LIKE ADDGGHJKSKSGDARHA

AAGG

IMMA MURDER THAT LITTLE CUNT BAG OF A DOUCHE

WHAT THE HELL AM I SCREAMING???

I FEEL LIKE IM VOMITTING ON A SCREEN BC THIS IS HOW I FEEL OKAOKAYOKAY????

I should calm my tits but then.

GREASY BURRITO NEED TO FALL ON HIS GREASY BURRITO FACE

LIKE HE IS AN OLD GREASY FAT MAN NOT A BOY WHY IS HE CALLED NAUGHTY BOY LIKE WHUT

I REALLY WANT TO DIE RIGHT NOW

MAKE TOBIAS KILL ME!! Or i should just fall down the pit and Eric can call me a hero and stuff. And Dauntless get drunk yea?

JUST PUSH THAT NAUGHTY GREASY SAUSAGE PIG DOWN A CLIFF OKAY OKAY??????

Calm down Rush. Calm down.

I CANT LIKE WHUT ASDFGHJKL

IM GONNA SHOVE A PIUMPKIN UP HIS GREASY ASSHOLE ON Halloween.

Im actually mad at Zayn too for lying. Like Louis the master of all wisdom is defending us and Niall and Harry are fighting over who tweets first and Liam must be finding bad selfies of himself but Zayn? He didn't even come online to defend the girls who have been defending and loving him for fove years!!

Im so upset asdfghjkl

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