Secret love song (Gnomeo & Ed Sheeran)

Secret love song...

(I recommend playing secret love song by listening to this 😢)

♫We keep behind closed doors..♫

"Leave me alone, gnomeo."
"WHY? I THOUGHT LOVE WAS AN OPEN DOOR" gnomeo screeched, his voice cracking slightly. "WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME DO THIS"
you could hear a quiet moan from the other side of the door. Xx
"MMM. Don't you get it? WE CANT BE SEEN TOGETHERNESS!"
"But-"
"But what?"
"You're wanking to my voice."
You could hear the smoulder.
"Leave, gnomeo. Before I cum."
"Cum then daddy"
"LEAVE!" 🥺🥺😩😩😢😢😢😢
So he did...

♫Everytime i see you I die a little more..♫

Ed passed gnomeo in the school halls and he got a boner.
Gnomeos blue orbs shone in the sunlight. He was so beautiful. But he was male...

♫Stolen moments that we steal as the curtain falls..♫

They were alone. Together.
Ed and gnomeo gazed into each other's bowling ball eyes an launched into each other gracefully.

"TAKE OFF!!!"
You could hear the NASA agents saying, as they were in the radius of a rocket taking off.

"UGHHH DADDY SQUISH MY GINGER BALLS"
"I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T DO THIS"
gnomeo was getting harder by the second
"WERE ALONE. BUT I DONT CARE. SHOVE THAT 69 INCH GNOME HAT UP MY GINGER ASS"
"Of course. I'm in love with the shape of you"
Ed smiled warily.

♫But it will never be enough...♫

"Meet on my castle on the hill. i love you, gnomeo."
"i love you too. Will you write a song for me? UwU 🥺"
"Of course my gallway g"
But what they didn't know was what would happen next...