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"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue?"
"Shut up, hyung," Taehyung growls at the question, exasperated. He's in no mood to listen to any of Seokjin's dad jokes right now and just wants to eat his lunch in peace, which is not really possible inside the school's lunch hall, not to mention a certain mortal enemy of his, Jeon Jeongguk, who'd never let him live in peace.
"Yah, where are your manners, brat?" Seokjin questions him, smacking his back while the younger just rolls his eyes, taking a big chunk of his hamburger.
Hoseok and Jimin look rather interested and amused, "I don't know. What is it hyung?"
"That's why I love you both," Seokjin beams with happiness. Taehyung focuses his eyes on the table Jeongguk sits at, laughing with his friends. He doesn't miss a smirk Jeongguk throws at him as his eyes shine with something Taehyung is unable to decipher. He pretends to gag at him, rolling his eyes and focuses on Seokjin as he continues the joke, missing the way Jeongguk smiles looking at his drink.
"You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna." There's silence on the table and then Jimin and Hoseok hollers in laughter, clutching their bellies. Seokjin joins them with his unique laugh, slapping Taehyung's shoulder.
Taehyung gives him an irritated look. He can't understand why Seokjin just slaps him out of nowhere, a weird habit he has got.
"Wow, you guys found it funny," He looks on with amusement, the other three literally crying from laughing.
"What - what about the glue, hyung?" Hoseok asks, trying to stop laughing and Taehyung gives all of them a judgemental look, questioning their sanity.
"I knew you'd get stuck there!"
And it takes a second before Jimin is falling from his chair, Hoseok kissing the floor with him and Seokjin jumping, their laughter echoing in the hall.
"Gosh, why am I even friends with you?" He's embarrassed as students all around the hall look at their table, clearly confused out of their minds. Putting his burger in the tray, he kicks off Hoseok and Jimin and glares at the eldest.
"You guys are so embarrassing."
"Embarrassing? Us?" Jimin finallys calms himself down and sits up, a beautiful smile still on his face.
"I guess he has never seen himself fighting and pranking he who shall not be named." Seokjin says, giving a hi-five to both Jimin and Hoseok.
Taehyung rolls his eyes, "He annoys me a lot, okay?" Picking the drink up, he finally takes a sip of his orange juice, "He's too cocky, all tattoos and pierci-" he spits out the drink over the table, his new sweater getting dirty as he makes a disgusted face. It tasted like a whole mine of salt was dumped in his glass. It doesn't take him a moment to realize who's doing it must have been, as his eyes darts towards his table, he, who's laughing his ass off looking at him.
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Fanfiction[𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃] Where Taehyung and Jeongguk hate each other with a burning passion, fighting like cats and dogs and rile each other up in every way possible. Things begin to change after one fateful night , Jeongguk was too drunk to remember...