( preface that this is in a reality where the big battle between Rengoku and Akaza didn't happen)
"Well, it's about time I've met the infamous Upper Moon 3. Not as exciting as I would have imagined," Rengoku scoffed.
The two incredibly handsome men look at each other from across the table they sat at.
Akaza surprisingly grinned at the comment and snarked, "well wait till you see me battle. You won't be so bored when your fighting for your life." He automatically got into a stance prepared for an attack, not leaving any time for a reply from the Hashira. Rengoku wasn't ready to accept this though, as he stays stood tall with his chiseled chin held high.
"I don't want to fight you Akaza. I just came to talk."
Akaza rolls his eyes at Rengoku. "I would rather get decapitated than look at your oversized eyebrows while you talk to me, " he points at the furry caterpillars above Rengoku's eyes, "and what do you want anyways?"
"Well... I came to try to bring peace between demon and slayer to form an alliance with you. I've heard stories and seen pictures of the shirtless ripped demon king you are. To put this in simple words, I've developed somewhat of a.. crush on you.
Akaza flinches backwards stating at the stunning, talented, demon killing, awesome hairstyled, fierce looking beast of a man. He liked Akaza???? After all he's done. All the people he killed. He.. liked him..?
Akaza jumped on top of the table, both feet landing in his and Rengoku's bowls of ramen and kissed him. Both of their lips were chapped and cracking as they mushed together. It was time for them to go on a date, so Akaza asks Rengoku out to McDonald's.
They walk through the door hand in hand, walking up to the cashier.
"What can I get you?"
Rengoku orders a Big Mac meal with no tomatoes and extra ketchup.
Akaza towers over the cashier and demands, "I want a happy meal with yogurt instead of apples and I want an extra nuggie in there so I can be excited when I see and and say 'this isn't a 4 piece it's a five piece!'"
The cashier sighs and says, "one Big Mac, one happy meal. Is that with a girl or boy toy?"
"I'm a big boy. I want a toy for everyone cuz I'm mature. I hate women tho." Rengoku chuckles and agrees.
They sit together munching on French fries until they share one fry and as Lady and the Tramp do, jacked demon and fire boy get closer and closer until they lean in for one more kiss.
The buff demon slides one more chicken nugget over to Rengoku. It was his last one. Nuggie number 5. He gave it away.
To his true love
