story...of my fart

The Bean

Damon: Russian mafia leader of the ENTIRE WORLD

Stefan: CEO of chipotle and Maserati

Stephanie: middle-class average girl

Suzy: 富二代

Suzy

Once upon a fart...I was not a serial killer. I was once Stephanie's best friend. It all started when I met Chipotle's black bean burrito. I started transforming into something that never happened, existed. I turned into a fart monster. My family and friends were scared of what I have transformed into. But, it all got better when I met Stefan. He helped me control my fart by releasing the anger on him. I soon realized that he's the only person immune to it all.

Stephanie

My beautiful, handsome, worldwide rich boyfriend Damon just passed away last night. It's all because of this dumb bitch named Suzy... She said it wasn't intentional but I KNOW SHE FARTED IN FRONT OF MY BOYFRIEND ON PURPOSE. Oh wait... you don't understand this yet... Let me rewind.

Suzy

On August 20, 2019, I met my best friend Stephanie. It all started when I accidentally farted on the popular girl and I was about to get hit and shit my pants until she jumped in front of me and took the hit for me. From that moment, I knew she was going to be my best friend. We would always fart together and shit together even peeing together. Things started to get a turn when we graduated high school and parted ways. I got accepted into UPENN and of course, with my daddy's money, he allowed me to go. On the other hand, Stephanie ended up in community college. I haven't talked to her in months, I felt bad but that's where I met Stefan.

Stephanie

I can't believe Suzy, she told everyone I was going to community college. I actually got accepted to Harvard but couldn't go because I couldn't afford it. On the other hand, she only got into UPENN because her "daddy" donated a fucking library. I started working at chipotle to get more money so I can go to Yale for graduate school. But on my first day on the job, I saw her. Suzy, With her new boyfriend.

Suzy

I can't believe my eyes. There was Stephanie staring into my soul like I did something wrong. Okay, maybe I did tell everyone she went to community college, but it's not like anyone ever noticed her. "Hey Stephanie, how have you been?" I introduced her to my boyfriend (aka her boss). She got so pissed she started pissing and chucking it at me. That's when I made the mistake and ordered a black bean burrito. I took my first bite and knew something was wrong. I started glitching, shitting, farting uncontrollably. That's when I took the loudest fart ever and committed a mass genocide inside the building, but thank goodness Stephanie and Stefan had already evacuated.

Stephanie

I can't believe that just happened. Suzy just shitted in public. And people started dying... Does she have some sort of superpower? I swear she was never like this. I knew she was weird and we shitted together but I never thought she would do it in public. AT A RESTAURANT. I don't think I've smelled something so bad, it smells like 螺蛳粉，臭豆腐，和榴莲 combined. Jesus, I can't imagine the pain her boyfriend has to go through when they kiss. She probably smells like my ass, a dumpster truck.

Suzy

WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!! One second I was ordering my burrito and the next people were crying their eyes out. What have I become, good thing Stefan drove me home before the CIA came. I have never felt so good to fart. By practicing on Stefan, I learned to control and release my fart when I had to. The next day, the CIA, SWAT, and the FBI showed up at my door. I was so scared, I have never felt this kind of stress before. The second Stefan opened the door, I farted the loudest, juiciest, wettest, stinkiest, smelliest, biggest, longest fart. I felt so bad, WHAT HAVE I DONE. One second I was just a regular UPENN undergraduate, the next I'm on the CIA, SWAT, and FBI hit list.

Stephanie

The FBI agents have contacted me to become an undercover spy for Suzy because apparently she's like a ticking atomic bomb now. We don't know the cause of her farts but I'm sure it has to do with the food she eats. I invited her to come to my chipotle location and have a conversation about the incident. But when I arrived, I realized that the building wasn't there anymore. THE WHOLE PLAZA IS GONE. All I see are pieces of bricks and fart particles, it's like nuclear waste. I heard she killed a couple of government agents but they have yet to lock her up because it was an "accident". I know for sure her father paid the government to shut their mouths. I can't wait to smell that glorious fart again. I know it's weird but I'm weirdly addicted to the scent. And her butthole.