I woke up in my MLG bedroom whilst looking out the window where I was to find it was raining Mountain Dew. I ran downstairs so that I could catch the 6921 bus, this is the bus that takes me to the mlg Olympics. Today we have events such as quickscoping, blunt throwing and Dorito hurdling. I go and meet my friend called XxX_PU$$Y_SLAYAA_XxX
So that we can get the bus. He handed me 420 toe nails and 666 bombs, he said to me,"today we are the new ISIS, so we will bomb your grandmas home, we set off into the sunset and began...
