nicado avacado×jay whie papie😈🥵👅⛓🔞

chapter 1

"I hate you!!!!" Screamed someone from inside the house. It was a Friday afternoon when all of a sudden a fight broke out between Nick and Orlin. "I never loved you anyways" yelled Nick. "Well how about you just leave then you fat ugly hippo garden gnome rock troll, stumpy ass poopie boy" yelled Orlin. Nick and Orlin were having some private time (if you know what I mean) and just when orlin began to eat his whole hole 🕳 Nick sharted tacobell diahrea all over Orlins face, leaving him caked in diabetic SHIT.

"You know what orlin?? I will leave!! You'll barely be able to live without me because it's me that everyone watches not you" Replied Nickado in a harsh tone. He then began to break dance infront of Orlin but as soon as he started a noise arose from his behind. "PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFT" sounded Nick's ass, as he blew diahrea shit so hard his pants came down and poop oozed all around him like an exploding volcano. "Well your gonna clean that up" said Nick before running off to his bedroom. "NOOOOOO" Screamed Orlin but it was too late as Nick already got to the room, huffing, puffing and spilling dookie, poopie, bum bum sauce all over the carpeted floor.

Nick had just washed himself, cleaning the super mega tacobell delux diahrea before going to pack his clothes and belongings, ready to end things with Orlin. When Nick got to the lounge room Orlin was still crying on the couch. "Enjoy the rest of your life peasant and enjoy cleaning ma booty juice" Called Nick before leaving the house and getting into his car, driving off into the night.

Nick reached a stop just realising what he had just done. "Omg. Where am I gonna go now" whispered Nick. Just when he turned to the side, he noticed something familiar to him. It was korean ramen!! "IM GONNA GO LIVE IN KOREA" Screamed Nick to the car next to him. "I'm going to leave tomorrow!!" Nick said to himself before pulling in to a motel for the night. When he got into his room he made the booking for a one way ticket to south Korea before falling asleep eager for the next day. When Nick woke up he quickly collected his things before driving to the airport. Nick quickly parked the car before woddling into the airport, checking his bags in and finding himself a seat at the entrance of his terminal. "Why are there so many people here?? UNNECEPTABLE " he said to himself before releasing a potent gassy fat fart into the air. The people began to slowly suffocate rendering them dead.

Nick then rolled over to the terminal gate, giving in his ticket before waling into the plane to sit in the first class area. [Of course our diabetic diamond sat in first class everyone else was dead🥶] He then braced himself as the plane began to take off. If he didn't he would've shat himself again like he did when he tried to break dance. The plane was off!! Nick decided to preserve his energy by sleeping while listening to 10 hours of extremely wet fart noises, falling asleep for the whole flight.